DV's Qs, Ts & As: Hostage Situation

Mrjomorisin asks if any of the hostages are hot like Kristi Swanson in the Charlie Sheen movie many years ago where he took her hostage, or are they beasts.
Kristi-like, maybe make a run for it ala Charlie
Beasts- hose down the place

Oh yes, sorry, Mrjomorisin wants to know if alcohol (over)consumption led up to said hostage situation

lukas wants naked snatch, beer and a plane

Mrjomorisin stated his request for a planeful of snatched, naked beer

joe demands the extermination of all furries and fat chix...then ices the captives, goes down in a blaze of glory with enough c4 strapped to his chest to level the lower east side, attached to a heart monitor so when his heart stops it all goes boom.......thus making the world a better place for all men who live after he dies...your welcome all

Dr. Rosenrosen is going out murder/suicide, with one hostage being sent free.

but...is the hostage really Dr. Rosenrosen and it was an elaborate ploy???

I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...

Studboy demands all the feet from British Columbia
and Elizabeth Hurley as negotiator

lol @ Chris
You'll get nothing and like it mister!

Joe wants some tacos, a bottle of 18yo scotch... and an 18yo chick now that Joe mentions it... and I'm gonna kill em all and go down shooting... what kind of ordinance would Joe have? at least an M-16 or an AK-47 and 50 cal machien gun as backup, some c4, maybe a couple of claymores, that'll start some shit

Chris' Demands

Californian and LA in particular to fall of the face of the Earth.
ESPN to dismantle
The Cubs win the 2008 World Series
A Rice Krispie bar

Jesus Mexico Joe, you done this before? I was gonna use a can opener and a smelly gym sock but your idea is much better.

Melissa has boobs so she'd manage to get all of her requests (67 Camaro, Hugh Jackman, 15 million dollars and free Taco Bell for life!) and escape alive. Boobs are so wonderful *rubs her own* Melissa loves her boobs, yes she does.

Adam wants a Heli on the roof of the bank ready to take Adam and any hotties taken hostage to an undisclosed area were Adam has a vechile team of 3 identical Chevys with tinted windows. After touchdown Adam and said hostages would take one Chevy and throw other hostages in the other Chevys. Then Adam would make his way to the border of Mexico under the cover of night. Once in Mexico Adam would hire Mexico Joe to help him hide said Chevy and setup Adam and Hostages with a place to stay. Adam would then give Mexico Joe a 10% cut of any and all monies stolen. Once Adam grew tired of said hostages he would fly Hitman out to help him dispose of hostages in shallow graves never to be seen again. Adam thinks it would be easy job. Adam will send said info to willing DV members to join in.

I've studied them CLOSELY....looks like you're getting a little chapped.

the hitman is down with that.

All Whale wants is some boobies, wait! ... good boobies. And the weapon to hold them all hostage ... in Whale's pants.