DV's Qs, Ts & As: Helping Your Bro'

shiiit i wouldn't even help my "bro" move. i'd stand around and talk to him while he moved. he'd do the same for me.

i'd go visit him in jail if he killed a chick, tho.

i help my bros move, have disposed of illegal substances, and saved a few of their relationships. And there was this one time i helped a bro hide his wife's body after he found she was posting to a certain website...wait a minute....

...It's a TRAP!!!

I'm gonna wait to see what happends in a couple weeks when I move. Then I'll will pass judgement on who's the dick head and who's back I have.

is that directed at me matty? let me save you some time. I am a dick head. hahahahaha.

WORD!!!!! just kidding Chris, I'd only ask you if you were GIVING me your pool table!! Hahaha!

i'd totally help lukas dispose of his cow porn to save his secret identity as Alex Kozinski

awwww my pool table. god i miss that thing. that was the worst thing about the divorce. hahahaha

thank you

If some bitch gave my brother the finger on the subway, I'd slap her around and try and pull her off the train car by her scarf, other than that, he's on his own when it comes to moving

Hey Yo, I'd prolly hepp my broz, YO, if's zey be needin' sum YO hepp wiff summ YO MUFUKKAS YO wiff DUH Yakozuna YO

I'm helping my bro do a shit ton of landscaping at his mom's this week. Even using my truck. And it's fucking hot out.

I'd help move. I'd expect beer afterwards though.

i expect beer from bros regardless

well i'd fight to the death for my best friend but i wouldn't help him bury a body

I do too much for my bros too much.... I would def. need beer for any help on my part...

My pals and I have already discussed where we would bury the bodies, and who is supposed to bring the shovels. We also have our plan for the inevitable zombie infestation, so we know which mall to meet at and which sporting goods store to gather weapons from.

Haha@ Bear, alway great to have a game plan!! The mrs. and I were watching Dawn of the Dead yesterday and had the same discussion about the zombie attack that will happen in the near future. LOL

You gotta meet at Walmart. It's got food, clothing, and shelter. Tv's, beer, and steaks! Trust me, we've pondered this. Walmart.

My boys (sorry I don't call them bros since I've drunkenly made out with more than one of them) know I'm there for them no matter what. They helped me through my divorce and moving halfway across the country and I'd be there for them in an instant. Sadly I can't say the same for any of my female friends, man I hate girls (unless they want to have naked time with me and have nice boobies!)

Im already the ultimate friend, I brought my buddy a girl who i had been (until a week or so before) seeing.

I'd pretty much do anything they needed, move, bury bodies, fight (zombie or otherwise - and im going to the bar after i stop by the car dealership and the sporting goods store), I loaned a friend the money to get out of jail, im a good guy to have around.

Its all bro for themselves for Mattthoing.


... Fuckers still owe me $10 dollars.

Oh my bad, I meant $1 dollars.

i have my bros back to the extent of getting him a super fine, no adams-apple, no silicone hooker down in TJ for his birthday on a whim, ive also beat foos down and broken car windows for my bros as well as played councelor for him and his baby mama. they are closer than ever. oh and help them move and/or stay at my place in between moving. and smoke/drink em out when times are rough and they need me to put shit in perspective for em.