DV's Qs, Ts & As: George Carlin Retrospective

Seven Words

Can't find any clips of it on youtube sadly, but I have to say that "Moe the Dog Fucks Vern the Cat" bit was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Yep, 7 words you can't say ftw.

The entire "You're All Diseased" album is great, but I think Carlin telling people their children are all stupid is right up there.

Running while taking a shit, is fucking HIGH-larious!

He had balls! He'd attack America, religion, etc.

"Got a pencil? Get the fuck in there, it's physics"

NSFW NSFW NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI5EY5kqiBU

Thomas the Tank Engine

You're correct Hitman, nothing was taboo to George Carlin, he made you think about things from a different perspective.
The whole 'Class Clown' album is classic Carlin.
I heard that when I was a punk kid and it scarred me for life, in a good way.
Even his very early stuff on Johnny Carson is cutting edge, on the edge.

Baseball vs. football

all of it (well at least ALMOST all of it)

if you want to find something in particular, try "what am i doing in new jersey"

the shit where he said he only washes his ass. that's just like me. rip

seven words, or his bit about sex on tv/movies, how we can kill people but we cant show sex... i think that was his...

Rape is Funny. FTW

She had it coming she was wearing a tight bathrobe!

your mom

SHIT

PISS

FUCK

CUNT

COCKSUCKER

MOTHERFUCKER

TITS

It's sick, but I love the bit where he blames the dog for farting... says that he saw the dogs asshole open up... not that he was looking or anything.

Also, the observation that only in America will you see someone park a $40,000 car in the driveway because they have $5,000 worth of shit in the garage.

It figures that the spambot would use the Saved by the Bell icon. What a fagtard.

Dear ghhg,

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Has to be when he said, "Fuck the children!!" And his reply to the audience's overwhelming gasp was, "Hey, I'm Mr. Conductor, trust me, Fuck em."