DV's Qs, Ts & As: Beer Strike

Written by DV Staff

Take a cause you believe in (ending poverty, the casting choices for the upcoming "Captain America," whatever). What if you were told you could seriously help that cause on the condition that you gave up drinking beer for the rest of your life. Would you do it?

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Lukas

06/17/2008 13:28

sure. of course

jibson

06/17/2008 13:37

jibson's a cider drinker. and yes

Matty

06/17/2008 13:39

I would say "Peace out World!""bring on the apacolypse"

Save the world, Save the dolphins, Save your fucking breath!!!

No sleep till Brooklynn.

John

06/17/2008 13:42

yeah not a problem

Matty

06/17/2008 13:51

All right, I'll be a humanitarian and give up my Guiness. I guess I'll smoke more reefer and turn to crack and MUNG.

mrjomorisin

06/17/2008 13:51

And just WHY are we being bombarded with Lukas' vacation movies from his weekend in Tijuana, what's next, movies of his first visit to the sheep farm?

Oscar

06/17/2008 13:52

Honestly, I've done volunteer work for the past 2 years. But you know what?

"Fuck the world,
Don't ask me for shit,
Everything you wana get,
You gotta work hard for it"

-Method Man

mrjomorisin

06/17/2008 13:53

Matty, Guiness is a nectar, it canNOT be included with common liquids known as beer

Oscar

06/17/2008 13:54

I guess I'm an alcoholic. Perhaps I'll heed Matty's advice:

SMOKE DANK, SAVE THE WORLD!

joe

06/17/2008 14:01

fuck the world i love beer

joe

06/17/2008 14:01

i save the world by drinking beer after all

Oscar

06/17/2008 14:07

join joe's justice league, save the world, drink a beer!

Matty

06/17/2008 14:10

Haha@Joe!! Exactly, what "cause" is really worth giving up something that you truely enjoi!?

Don't ever give up, Don't ever give up.


-Jim Valvano

The Hitman

06/17/2008 14:12

yeah, i'd give it up. You only rent beer anyway.

Melissa

06/17/2008 14:41

Hell as long as there is still vodka I can give up beer.

Hurricanes

06/17/2008 14:47

The cause that I live for is to drink as much beer as possible so for my cause I'd have to stop drinking which in effect would have me drinking more which then would.......

I'm thirsty just thinking about it.

Matty

06/17/2008 14:50

Damn 'Cane, you are a riddle wrapped in an enygma and served in a chilled pint glass!

Mexico Joe

06/17/2008 14:54

as long as I can still drink scotch I'll give up beer, but giving up all alcohol is out of the question, it's like asking if I would take it up the ass for world peace, FUCK NO!

Mattthoing

06/17/2008 15:14

No. The world already screwed me over, so fuck em.

chris

06/17/2008 15:29

It would require effort for me to give up beer and because I am lazy I would have to say no.

How lazy am I that I wouldnt stop doing something because it seems like more of an effort to stop than to continue? Does that even make sense. forgive me, the AC is out in my office and it is 113 today.

Oscar

06/17/2008 16:22

Shout out to Melissa and Mexican Joe for finding tha loophole.

Nick

06/17/2008 16:25

Hell yeah cause i don't drink beer I'm a viking I drink mead

The Hitman

06/17/2008 16:25

"How lazy am I that I wouldnt stop doing something because it seems like more of an effort to stop than to continue? Does that even make sense. forgive me, the AC is out in my office and it is 113 today."

@chris: are we talking about masterbation?

chris

06/17/2008 17:18

Hitma- i am always talking about masterbation

chris

06/17/2008 17:19

i am now officially suffering from heat stroke. i hate my office!

Melissa

06/17/2008 18:07

Thats terrible Chris, why don't they let you go home? Ya'll should start taking off clothes til they let you.

Matty

06/17/2008 18:26

For some reason Chris went home...........Matty's still here in the sweat lodge. Gonna have to drink some beers now, for the sake of this post and for the sake of living in Phx. this time of year!

Melissa

06/17/2008 18:54

Ugh, I'm sorry Matty.....start getting naked!!!

Matty

06/17/2008 20:25

@ home now Mel!!! And I AM!!

Lukas

06/18/2008 00:56

@ everyone: it's MASTURBATION... you love doing it, learn how to spell it ;)

The Hitman

06/18/2008 08:49

Thanks Lukas for filling in for Spelling Man during his absence

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