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05.19.08 From the Viking


DV's Qs, Ts & As 5-19-08


Written by DV Staff

Today's discussion: If you were a rapper, what would your rap name be? What's the name of your first single? Share some lyrics. 

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There are 22 comments so far:
chris
05/19/2008 13:37
my name would be Sell Out. All my songs would basically just be commercials for whatever product paid me.
MacGyver
05/19/2008 13:39
MacDoogle - Songs about paper clips, rubber bands and shit
Lukas
05/19/2008 13:40
MC Fupa... I rap about fupa... anyone who don't know what fupa is will be thrown for a loop-a
Mark
05/19/2008 13:40
since my bestfriend is a legitimate MC I will not answer this question



Plus some fat black dude stole my name of Biz Markie
Matty
05/19/2008 13:42
Rhymeosourus.

I've already got a dozen songs from my shitty band.

mostly 40 Oz's, 22 inch spinners, killing, bitches, killing bitches and weed.
Matty
05/19/2008 13:44
@ Mark,

Just because Hammer put M.C. in front of his name, doesn't make him legitimate!! I don't care what his "song" says!! LOL
Mark
05/19/2008 13:58
LOL True that duder
Mark
05/19/2008 13:59
hes broke becuz he spent all his money buying me exotic drugs
Mark
05/19/2008 13:59
PS Purple Indica is the shiz-nittle bam sip snap sappy
Mark
05/19/2008 13:59
im still baked from this morning LOL
Oscar
05/19/2008 14:02
O Dog. My flow be sick like it's some Nyquil.

For real son. Representin the Northern Califas Holmes. On the strength dun.

One.
Oscar
05/19/2008 14:04
I need to get me a medical marijuana card for real. There is a company in my town that will actually deliver to you, your pick of amazing weed.
Matty
05/19/2008 14:10
Oscar, that sounds like "Mr. Nice Guy"

"Cuz when life gets hard, I pick up that card with the Smiley Face.
Call him over to my place. It ain't always easy being black and gifted.
Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted"
Oscar
05/19/2008 14:30
LOL
chris
05/19/2008 14:30
that sounds legit Oscar. They use UPS?
chris
05/19/2008 14:31
just remember that unfrozen caveman lawyer will represent you in your inevitable court date
spoonz
05/19/2008 14:46
my 'rap' would be me singing rock songs to rap music, and im thinking my name would be cheese grinder

basically i'd be like limp bizkit/linkin park/ft. minor... except opposite
Keith
05/19/2008 15:24
I spit fire, this is hip-hop kid,
Your rhymes are whack like your flip-flops kid,
Your mother's so fat, mines in tip-top kid,
These beats will make your heart burn, you'll need that plip-plop kid.
Bear
05/19/2008 16:22
As a white dude, I have enough common sense and self respect to not be a rapper. Nothing good would come from that.
Oscar
05/19/2008 20:28
"I rolls dolos from state to state."
joe
05/19/2008 20:43
MC OverDose

"self indulgent ways till the end of my days
why try to change the fucking world when all the bullshit stays the same.
a generation enslaved in mental chains, fallen victims to a greedy system deranged and insane!"
joe
05/19/2008 20:45
dammit Mc Overdose is taken! i change to "MC Blotter Tab"

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