DV Wingman: Double Dating Is Not Cool

If only given a few seconds of surface theorization, the practical notion of a double date seems logically congruent and socially acceptable in terms of negating awkward conversation and increasing overall comfort. The ages-old custom arose out of new and inexperienced partners allowing their well-known acquaintances and significant others to partake in the evening’s festivities in tandem, as to liven conversation and dampen the stress and pressure typically attributed to an emotional and physical meeting of this magnitude.

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Transforming Japanese Robot Apartment Building

Who knew?

 

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Comedy List: Endless Litigation

Recently, in Virginia, a baby was subpoenaed for an unpaid chiropractor bill.  Set aside for a moment the fact that the baby actually did go to the chiropractor.  Don't let it make you insane.  Focus on the fact that someone's suing a baby.  In the unending spool of unnecessary court cases, what's next?

• Woman sues flowers for aggravating her pollen allergy.
• Dog detained for public urination.
• Grandma sued for "stinkin' up the joint."
• Man held for questioning in case of frightening women with inhumanly large balls.
  
• DV sued for fatal awesomeness. 

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Keeley Hazell's Music Video

She's as bad at singing as she is good at having amazing boobs.

 

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Han Solo Sneaks A Boob Grab

Yet another reason this man is your idol.

 

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DV's Qs, Ts & As 5-16-08

Today's discussion: What's the most unhealthy thing you eat on a regular basis? Why do you still eat it if it's so unhealthy?

 

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Today's Man Links, May 16th

A set of rules to follow when bumping knuckles, some ridiculous treehouses, the average person only uses 10% of his Xbox 360 and more in the Man Links.

* Get your Rambo on (game) 

* The Packet concept phone (gadget)

* How to unlock the potential of your Xbox 360 (video games)

* The 2008 Commencement Speaker Showdown (list)

* The world's best treehouses (pics)

* The inflatable backpack boat (gadget)

* Mel Gibson vacationing with Britney Spears... it's schemin' time! (news)

* Rules for fist bumping (list)

* A weekend at the shooting grounds (article)

* Back with another one of those ball bearing beats (video)

* Einstein wrong about black holes (news)

Japanese Solar Panel Bra

Sweet, now your girlfriend's boobages can charge your iPod.

 

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Who's Hotter 5-16-08

John Mayer Edition: Which chick is hotter while still with John Mayer... Jennifer Aniston or Jessica Simpson?

 

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Chris Matthews Completely Embarrasses Douchey Idiot

I mean there's already someone named Kevin James, you ass hole.

 

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Fight Club: NYPD vs. LAPD

Which major metropolitan police force would win in an all out brawl... the NYPD or the LAPD?

 

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Hotties on the NET - May 16, 2008

Laura Vandervoot gives us double the bikini pictures, Kim Kardashian gives us bikini pics, Aniston bikini pics and much more!

Laura Vandervoort should wear a bikini every day

Tips On How To Get Ladies Flashing Their Jugs

Wendy Cain is a HOT Myspace chickie 

More Laura Vandervoot bikini pictures

A very sexy Masuimi Max picture moment

Kim Kardashian Bikini Busting Pictures

Did John Mayer Get Some Jennifer Aniston Ass in Miami?

Polish-American model and actress Joanna Krupa

CAPTION THIS PICTURE-5-16-08

You gotta pay your dues if you wanna sing the blues... you know it don't come CAPTION!!

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Insane Chick Is Caught Shoplifting

The best part is that she keeps screaming for her mommy. Waaah.

 

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Hi-5: Five Hottest Women Who Secretly Play Dungeons & Dragons

Ever since man has been inventing activates to entertain him and his friend’s people have ridiculed each activity. Once enough people pick up that activity it loses it nerd status and becomes main stream. The two most recent activities that come to mind are poker and video games... not so much Dungeons & Dragons.  Yet, 5.5 million people play every year.  Certainly some of them have to be women, and some of those women have to be celebrities.  Here are the five hottest candidates.

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Luli Fernandez is the International Babe of the Day

Luli Fernandez is quite possibly the hottest "thong" model in all of Argentina. Holy moly!

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Flickr vs. Webshots: "Cigarette Cleavage"

The rules are simple. We take a tag or two and enter it into each site. Then we examine the first page of results, and pluck out the images that have all the tags in them. Finally, based on the number of women (hot or not) that pop up we determine a winner. Today we chose to search for "cigarette" and "cleavage." The results are interesting to say the least.

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Attack Mode: Killer Bees

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Reh Dogg's Conspiracy Theories

Reh Dogg, the borderline retarded rapper, is back and this time he's educating the masses on the New World Order. Tell 'em, Reh! Tell 'em!

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Comedy List: Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Che...

...but were afraid to ask.  Steven Soderbergh's Che biopic, which will screen next week at the Cannes Film Festival, is slotted to clock in at a gargantuan 268 minutes (four and twenty-eight minutes for the division-impaired).  I don't believe that that much information about Che even exists.  He has to be making things up to fill up at least two of those hours.  So what's the new scoop on Che?

• He once sat in a pond for a very exciting two hours.
• It's basically just him and Castro singing barbershop numbers.
• The first hour and a half he's in search of the perfect hat.
  
• Two hours worth of speech impediment jokes.
  
• He was in a three hour plane/boat/segway chase.  Can't cut that out.
  

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