Imagine your destiny as a thread, interwoven into the fabric of space and time with the fates of countless others.  What if you had the power not only to see “the Weave” but to decode it?  Could you handle wielding the power that great men have wanted since the dawn of time?  Or would you prefer to remain blissfully ignorant of your fate, and of any dangers that loom beyond your perception?  Decode the encrypted words below and gain access to the Fraternity of the Assassins...

Choose a faith and exact blood revenge on other faiths by challenging them to a one-on-one fight.

You've got to decide just what kind of ninja are you. Are you with Snake Eyes or are you with Storm Shadow?!

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to kill all the effing turkeys!

You've got to fling as many dwarves as you can onto that tanker. Get to it!

The War of the Tanks has been raging for centuries.  You've been given the most technologically advanced tank available, but that may still not be enough to win the war. Good luck soldier, the fate of the galaxy lays in your hands.