Double Viking's 2007 Manly Awards: Manliest Woman of the Year

December 20, 2007 - 9:00 am | Permalink

We here at DoubleViking love our ladies – but we also have a strange interest in those females who, despite possessing a pair of breasts and ovaries, really seem much more testosterone-filled than they oughtta. With that in mind, who's the manliest woman of 2007?

Michelle Rodriguez

She's got an inflated sense of talent and self-worth, she makes out with chicks on a regular basis, and she's been arrested for more DUIs than Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton combined. She's Michelle Rodriguez, and she's probably got a bigger cock than you do. Lord knows she can't play any character other than "Down-On-Her-Luck Minority Who Was Raised In The School of Hard Knocks and Doesn't Take Shit From Anyone," but hell if she probably couldn't beat the shit out of you in a fair fight.

Hillary Clinton



Bill's wife is, let's face it, pretty goddamned terrifying. From the way she passes off her husband's indiscretions with a smile and a wave, to her distressingly conservative views on the Iraq War, Ms. Clinton has more in common with Rudy Giuliani than she does her own husband or party. One might be tempted to make an insanely offensive sexist joke about betrayal being a genetically feminine trait, but we are, in fact, above that – let it just be said that Hillary has established herself as a very possible, respectable candidate for the office of President of the United States; determination like that takes some serious balls.

Nicole Sherzinger from PCD

Combine Kim Kardashian, Michael Jackson, and a boxing glove, and you've got Nicole Sherzinger. One is almost tempted to find her attractive, but there's just something about the chick's features – her bone structure, her broad shoulders, her muscles – that just makes us think she might be hiding a wee-wee under her panties. Granted, most of the Pussycat Dolls pretty much look like dudes, so it might seem unfair to call Nicole out specifically. Still, though, out of a pretty mannish girl group, she's the most masculine of them all.

 

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