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12.20.07 From the Viking


Double Viking's 2007 Manly Awards: Manliest Woman of the Year


We here at DoubleViking love our ladies – but we also have a strange interest in those females who, despite possessing a pair of breasts and ovaries, really seem much more testosterone-filled than they oughtta. With that in mind, who's the manliest woman of 2007?

Michelle Rodriguez

She's got an inflated sense of talent and self-worth, she makes out with chicks on a regular basis, and she's been arrested for more DUIs than Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton combined. She's Michelle Rodriguez, and she's probably got a bigger cock than you do. Lord knows she can't play any character other than "Down-On-Her-Luck Minority Who Was Raised In The School of Hard Knocks and Doesn't Take Shit From Anyone," but hell if she probably couldn't beat the shit out of you in a fair fight.

Hillary Clinton



Bill's wife is, let's face it, pretty goddamned terrifying. From the way she passes off her husband's indiscretions with a smile and a wave, to her distressingly conservative views on the Iraq War, Ms. Clinton has more in common with Rudy Giuliani than she does her own husband or party. One might be tempted to make an insanely offensive sexist joke about betrayal being a genetically feminine trait, but we are, in fact, above that – let it just be said that Hillary has established herself as a very possible, respectable candidate for the office of President of the United States; determination like that takes some serious balls.

Nicole Sherzinger from PCD

Combine Kim Kardashian, Michael Jackson, and a boxing glove, and you've got Nicole Sherzinger. One is almost tempted to find her attractive, but there's just something about the chick's features – her bone structure, her broad shoulders, her muscles – that just makes us think she might be hiding a wee-wee under her panties. Granted, most of the Pussycat Dolls pretty much look like dudes, so it might seem unfair to call Nicole out specifically. Still, though, out of a pretty mannish girl group, she's the most masculine of them all.

 

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There are 33 comments so far:
Chris
12/20/2007 09:07
hmmmmm.

Tough choice. I think I gotta go with Michelle Rodgriquez. She could probably do more manly stuff than most of us put together...
Chris
12/20/2007 09:10
And by the way, I had to LMAO at the absolute WORST pic of Hillary Clinton you guys could've found...
#1 Killer
12/20/2007 09:15
Come on, I'm sure that's not the WORST.
Mark
12/20/2007 09:16
Hahahahahahahaha. Big ups to RuPaul. lol
Mark
12/20/2007 09:19
C'mon Killer, its looks like her face is melting in the hot summer sun
MacGyver
12/20/2007 09:20
Seth Rogen!
Mark
12/20/2007 09:22
MacGyver had a wonderous Fullet that I never realized he had as a child



Fullet = Feathered Mullet
#1 Killer
12/20/2007 09:24
Go on...
Mark
12/20/2007 09:35
It looks like she was given a meal of Down Syndrome w/ a side of Stroke
#1 Killer
12/20/2007 09:36
I'm with Mac, I vote Seth Rogen for manliest woman!
#1 Killer
12/20/2007 09:36
Go on... HAHA
Chris
12/20/2007 09:36
LMAO...yeah, Seth Rogen's on everything else, how'd he get left out here?
Chris
12/20/2007 09:37
gotta be an oversight on DV's part.
janel
12/20/2007 09:42
ha ha ha.. im gonna have to go with Michelle Rodrequez too.
Lukas
12/20/2007 09:43
He was a runner up, but didn't make the final cut
Lukas
12/20/2007 09:43
Look out for him on "babe of the year" though
#1 Killer
12/20/2007 09:45
I'm voting for his manly ass on babe of the year!
Mark
12/20/2007 09:53
Seth Rogan is the harriest thing since Sasquatch. He's man-tastic
Mark
12/20/2007 09:55
Sorry Killer, I think I'm fresh outta adjectives to describe that pic of Hill-babe.

But I am pretty sure that you should only have laugh lines....while laughing. She is one horrid beeyotch. Monica Lew is an international babe of the day compared to her.
Ryan
12/20/2007 09:56
Rodrequez wins because she looks like the kind of girl that would flick lit cigarettes at you as you cried in the corner whlie calling you a waste of a human being.
#1 Killer
12/20/2007 10:02
I'm right there with you Mark, she is definitely a hideous mess.
Bob
12/20/2007 10:38
Deffinitely Rodriguez. I saw her in a club once and she molly-wopped two people with one swing of her massive cock. It was mucho impressive.
Mexico Joe
12/20/2007 10:55
Rodriguez.. besides being a lesbian she always looks like she just smelled a rancid fart, allthough the look of coldhearted ambition in Hillary's eyes has always frightened me
kevin
12/20/2007 11:04
Michelle Rodriguez. RYAN SAID IT BEST!
Whale
12/20/2007 11:36
M-Rod. In the right light sherzinger is kinda hot, and im afraid the pic of hillary will climb out of my computer like the dude in Ghostbusters II climbed outta the painting.
stan
12/20/2007 11:37
To me it's a toss up between rodriguez and Hilary. Idk I guess i gotta go with Hillary, she is really maning up with her campaign and really making a good run for prez
stan
12/20/2007 11:39
Joe I just noticed that, she does always looks like she smelled a fart! hahaha
Mexico Joe
12/20/2007 12:33
it's either that or chronic constipation, she should eat more fiber
Adam
12/20/2007 13:50
Hillary for sure at least the other two still give me a stiffy!
Mark
12/20/2007 13:59
M-Rod is the personification of "Balls to the Wall"

Lukas
12/20/2007 14:02
M-Rod haha i love it
Tim
12/20/2007 15:37
Hill-Dogg actually has a nutsack, so that sort of dis-qualifies her.
wesley
12/20/2007 19:06
ok, nicole is the LEAST manly pussycat doll. though that isn't saying much

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