02.22.07 From the Viking
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D3AR D1ARY
Well, life ain't easy when you're the 238th ranked pro gamer on the entire planet. I think they say, "More money, more problems!" I don't know if that's true, but I know I have problems. I have to get a new controller for my 360, but at the rate I'm using them up the next one is going cut into my Mountain Dew budget, which is tight as it is. Who gets by on only a case a day? I'm not Superman. Gotta start thinking about alternative ways to make money. Tied a string around finger to make sure I remember to donate blood tomorrow.
D3AR D1ARY
Two months til the Halo 2 world championships. Time for me to step my training up. Today I got up at 11am, ate 3 pieces of toast with eggs, milk and orange juice. Then had a pecan waffle with butter and syrup. Who invented the waffle? Wish I had time to look it up. Anyway, then I had a small piece of ham. Then a big piece of ham. Then a leftover burrito. Had to slow down, my shoulders started cramping up. Saw fata1ity on 60 minutes. He said he runs three or four miles a day. Gotta start exercising. Baby steps, though.
PS D1ARY, do you think people stay away from me because I'm intimidating, or just because they don't like me? Also, my blood was turned down because apparently my diet is not up to the standards of dying people who need blood. I always thought that beggars can't be choosers, but thanks for proving me wrong, accident victims. Good luck with getting that blood that you need to live. Jackasses.
D3AR D1ARY
Got in a flame war with some dude named ThaP3Ni8er on the IGN forums over who would win in a fight between Master Chief and Samus. Pwned him with some photoshopped pics of Samus helmet over Janet Reno's body. I showed my mom, but she didn't think it was as funny as I did. Said something about if I put as much effort into my schoolwork as I did into my videogames... but guess what, mom? You can't do schoolwork as a career. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person in the world who really gets me.
D3AR D1ARY
ThaP3Ni8er is such a dick! He keeps referring to SSBM as SUPER SMASH BROS., like, what the eff is that? I KNOW THAT'S WHAT ITS CALLED I JUST DON'T HAVE TIME TO READ ALL THAT!!! I'm like, either call it SSBM or Melee and we'll be cool, but he's not even on my level so he doesn't get it. Then he's still talking shit about how if I'm so short on time, how do I have the time to tell him how to abbreviate the names of video games? I'm like, DoubleDougie is just like that, he's a professional gamer, he needs to keep on top of my culture for the betterment of all true gamers. So he says if I'm such a true gamer I should have no trouble kicking his ass at some FarCry. So he's gonna get pwned tomorrow, bank on it. The rest of the day I played GoW and drank Red Bull to keep my wits sharp.
D3AR D1ARY
I lost to ThaP3Ni8er.
PS Why do moms suck so bad? She's always trying to push my failures on me and beat me down with them like I'm some kind of child or dog. I'm like, Mom, I'm 37, I think shitting the bed is punishment enough in itself. Am I right, D1ARY?
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Diary Of A Pro Gamer
DoubleDougie has been a professional gamer for most of his life. That's why we at Doubleviking were so pleased to stumble into his diary (read: hacked into). Finally, a glimpse inside the real world of a struggling professional gamer, straight from the keyboard of the man himself.
D3AR D1ARY
Well, life ain't easy when you're the 238th ranked pro gamer on the entire planet. I think they say, "More money, more problems!" I don't know if that's true, but I know I have problems. I have to get a new controller for my 360, but at the rate I'm using them up the next one is going cut into my Mountain Dew budget, which is tight as it is. Who gets by on only a case a day? I'm not Superman. Gotta start thinking about alternative ways to make money. Tied a string around finger to make sure I remember to donate blood tomorrow.
D3AR D1ARY
Two months til the Halo 2 world championships. Time for me to step my training up. Today I got up at 11am, ate 3 pieces of toast with eggs, milk and orange juice. Then had a pecan waffle with butter and syrup. Who invented the waffle? Wish I had time to look it up. Anyway, then I had a small piece of ham. Then a big piece of ham. Then a leftover burrito. Had to slow down, my shoulders started cramping up. Saw fata1ity on 60 minutes. He said he runs three or four miles a day. Gotta start exercising. Baby steps, though.
PS D1ARY, do you think people stay away from me because I'm intimidating, or just because they don't like me? Also, my blood was turned down because apparently my diet is not up to the standards of dying people who need blood. I always thought that beggars can't be choosers, but thanks for proving me wrong, accident victims. Good luck with getting that blood that you need to live. Jackasses.
D3AR D1ARY
Got in a flame war with some dude named ThaP3Ni8er on the IGN forums over who would win in a fight between Master Chief and Samus. Pwned him with some photoshopped pics of Samus helmet over Janet Reno's body. I showed my mom, but she didn't think it was as funny as I did. Said something about if I put as much effort into my schoolwork as I did into my videogames... but guess what, mom? You can't do schoolwork as a career. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person in the world who really gets me.
D3AR D1ARY
ThaP3Ni8er is such a dick! He keeps referring to SSBM as SUPER SMASH BROS., like, what the eff is that? I KNOW THAT'S WHAT ITS CALLED I JUST DON'T HAVE TIME TO READ ALL THAT!!! I'm like, either call it SSBM or Melee and we'll be cool, but he's not even on my level so he doesn't get it. Then he's still talking shit about how if I'm so short on time, how do I have the time to tell him how to abbreviate the names of video games? I'm like, DoubleDougie is just like that, he's a professional gamer, he needs to keep on top of my culture for the betterment of all true gamers. So he says if I'm such a true gamer I should have no trouble kicking his ass at some FarCry. So he's gonna get pwned tomorrow, bank on it. The rest of the day I played GoW and drank Red Bull to keep my wits sharp.
D3AR D1ARY
I lost to ThaP3Ni8er.
PS Why do moms suck so bad? She's always trying to push my failures on me and beat me down with them like I'm some kind of child or dog. I'm like, Mom, I'm 37, I think shitting the bed is punishment enough in itself. Am I right, D1ARY?
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Bob
02/22/2007 12:55
Yeah, that was bad to.
Erik
02/22/2007 15:46
Bad to what?
Lukas
02/22/2007 15:49
Bob, I like your style. Let's set up a wrestling match btwn you and one of our writers and tape it. Where do you live?
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