Defeating Last Minute Resistance: How to Go All The Way
August 21, 2012 - 7:35 am | PermalinkLast minute resistance is something most guys have encountered with new girls they’ve met—you’re just about to jump in the sack with her, and she makes up an excuse to leave. Read on for some tips to counter this feminine chastity tactic.
LMR Counter #1: The Ice Out
As mentioned above, most guy's reaction to a woman who ALMOST let him put his doodler in her hooey is to beg and whine. If she still doesn't give in, a lot of guys will pout and sulk about it, maybe even get angry. This ain't gonna help.
What will help, however, is acting like her resistance doesn't bother you. Coolly reply with, “All right, that's fine,” or some other non-aggressive response. What you want to do is put your speedometer right back down to zero (by speedometer, I mean penis). Begin to do something else. Turn on the television. Ask her about her job. 99% of women will be shocked by this reaction, because NO other guy will have reacted like this.
After a short period of time has passed, start up again. If she lets you go further than you went before, you've made progress.
LMR Counter #2: Playboy Rules
This one is pretty simple. Before you enter your bedroom—girls aren't (entirely) stupid, they know what it means when they go into your bedroom—tell her that you have a rule that all girls have to follow before they go into your bedroom.
All girls who enter your bedroom have to be naked.
If you drop this line correctly, that is to say, you deliver this information playfully and not like a creepy mouth breather, she'll do one of two things:
- Take it as a joke, but also understand that if she enters your bedroom, bumping of uglies will have to take place. She'll also wonder if you're a real ladies man (translation: you get laid a lot), which, contrary to what your mother and feminist friends taught you, is a turn on for women.
- She'll get naked and go into your room. No LMR there.
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