Comedy List: Worker Non-Productivity

The Labor Department released a report detailing the fall in worker productivity over the last three months in 2007.  If workers aren't working, what are they doing (apart from being here)?

• Seriously considering bank robbery.
• Making coffee, drinking coffee, sh*tting; repeat.
• Working, but spitefully destroying the completed work.
• Chillin'.
• Reading articles about declining worker productivity.