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> Comedy List: Why Is Fergie Popular?
Written by DV Staff
She's a mediocre singer. She ain't pretty. Her lyrics sound like they were written by Nelly's feces. So why are her records so immensely popular?
- Everybody can relate to a funked-with heart.
- Going to Taco Bell = street cred.
- Her face makes everyone feel a little prettier.
- Who?
- Peeing your pants makes you cool. Consider her Miles Davis.
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Scopi
05/05/2008 15:23
haha classic
Scopi
05/05/2008 15:23
b/c ppl love trailer trash?
Scopi
05/05/2008 15:24
b/c New Jersey rocks???
Scopi
05/05/2008 15:24
ppl can't get enough of he/she pop
Matty
05/05/2008 15:25
Baby Cock..............Baby Cock
Scopi
05/05/2008 15:26
its not pee its sweat jack ass. gosh all girls perspirate really really heavy there. its like a guy peeing his pants, oh wait....
Matty
05/05/2008 15:26
Proves that Tweekers can amount to mediocrecy.
The Hitman
05/05/2008 15:26
Because everyone likes boobs...even attached to a buttaface.
Matty
05/05/2008 15:33
TRUTH Hitman!!!
Sadly enough, I'd still bang her like she was a screendoor on a trailer!!!
Sadly enough, I'd still bang her like she was a screendoor on a trailer!!!
The Hitman
05/05/2008 15:35
as would i, but with a bag firmly secured over her face. "it's a...'love bag', baby..."
The Hitman
05/05/2008 15:44
She's part of the "They Live" conspiracy.
The Hitman
05/05/2008 15:44
She gave out free bj's to the first thousand people at each concert
joe
05/05/2008 15:52
ummm who?
Mark
05/05/2008 15:54
cause ppl call her stacy
Mark
05/05/2008 15:55
her music carries subliminal messages
Mark
05/05/2008 15:55
and VD
The Hitman
05/05/2008 16:01
LMAO@Mark: Why does "VD" always make me think of "Kneehigh Park" skit on Chappelle's Show? LMFAO...that's still one of the funniest things I've ever seen...
"Dangle, how'd you get VD?"
"From fuckin'. I gets more puppet ass than a little bit."
"Dangle, how'd you get VD?"
"From fuckin'. I gets more puppet ass than a little bit."
Cali Adam
05/05/2008 16:02
Cause she has boobs and a vagina
Mark
05/05/2008 16:04
LOL @ Kneehigh Park
Oscar
05/05/2008 16:42
Fergie is only popular again thanks to her bending over in a red bikini.
Bear
05/05/2008 17:58
Because most people in the world are fucking stupid.
Whale
05/05/2008 17:59
Shes not, she used to be a crack whore, now she beat the crack part but shes still a whore. I would believe it if someone told me she services every manager, roadie, sound tech, back up singer, etc before she goes on stage. Prolly how she got a record deal etc too.
Whale
05/05/2008 17:59
That too Bear!
Jessica
05/05/2008 18:16
My cooter sweats more than that
Jessica
05/05/2008 18:27
I'm kidding. I like her. Whatever.
Oscar
05/05/2008 21:14
Maybe she was just really horny. REALLY HORNY.
Nah, the bitch pissed herself.
Meth. Don't do it.
Nah, the bitch pissed herself.
Meth. Don't do it.
Micheal
05/05/2008 21:44
She is really stunning.. I am expecting her music video. She looks so hot in those pictures. BTW, Have u guys heard that she ever appeared on a millionaire&celebs dating site "HaveYouTastedBallsRecentlyBecauseThatsPrettyMuchAllIDoApartFromSpamming.com" when she was single? I heard of this around some famous gossip sites.
Whale
05/06/2008 00:16
The chemical sterilization of anyone using those sites would be a gift to the human race in general, and me in particular.
nancy
05/06/2008 00:58
damn hot...She is so attractive. It's said she has dated a very wealthy businessman on the celebrity and millionaire dating site named... I forget... at any rate, I'm a huge whore!
CJ
05/08/2008 14:37
I'd hit it.
CJ
05/08/2008 14:37
Hard
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