Comedy List: Why Is Fergie Popular?

She's a mediocre singer.  She ain't pretty.  Her lyrics sound like they were written by Nelly's feces.  So why are her records so immensely popular?

• Everybody can relate to a funked-with heart.
• Going to Taco Bell = street cred.
• Her face makes everyone feel a little prettier.
• Who?
• Peeing your pants makes you cool.  Consider her Miles Davis.