06.12.08 From the Viking
Comedy List: What Will Sean Connery Reveal in His Memoir?
Written by DV Staff
Retired from acting to the point where he couldn't even wave to the camera in Indy IV, Sean Connery is set to release his memoirs this week. So what are we going to learn about the old Scotsman?
- Goldfinger was autobiographical. Also, Highlander.
- His beard is sentient.
- Often awakens to strange women trying to shave his eyebrows.
- Invented Scotland.
- Has a notch on his bed for every woman. Has 20,000 beds.
YOUR TURN!
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joe
06/12/2008 15:27
he is the guy from the most interesting man in the world dos equis commercials
joe
06/12/2008 15:27
he is really attila the hun
joe
06/12/2008 15:27
he's really joe's uncle and plans to leave joe everything in his will
Matty
06/12/2008 15:46
Taught Roger Moore everything he knows.
bob
06/12/2008 15:52
Used to be a woman
Hurricanes
06/12/2008 15:53
Actually owns a russian nuclear submarine of his own.
John
06/12/2008 15:53
is aging at an exponential rate
Matty
06/12/2008 16:13
Not Scotish, actually raging alky.
Melissa
06/12/2008 16:34
He's actually gay and has been with his partner Ian Mackellan for 35 years.
Oscar
06/12/2008 17:17
He shagged Barbara Walters.
Oscar
06/12/2008 17:18
Joe, I love those commercials!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bc0WjTT0Ps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bc0WjTT0Ps
chris
06/12/2008 18:15
all scotish are raging alkies matty no real difference
The Hitman
06/12/2008 21:11
the accent is fake, a brilliant ploy to get laid.
Whale
06/12/2008 22:36
Shagged bea arthur ... yesterday ... because he could.
mrjomorisin
06/12/2008 22:57
Shagged Chuck Norris, just say that he can and did
mrjomorisin
06/12/2008 22:58
Is actually the reason Hillary threw in the towel
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