Comedy List: What Will Sean Connery Reveal in His Memoir?

Retired from acting to the point where he couldn't even wave to the camera in Indy IV, Sean Connery is set to release his memoirs this week.  So what are we going to learn about the old Scotsman?

• Goldfinger was autobiographical.  Also, Highlander.
• His beard is sentient.
• Often awakens to strange women trying to shave his eyebrows.
• Invented Scotland.
• Has a notch on his bed for every woman.  Has 20,000 beds.