Comedy List: What Will It Take for Hillary to Bow Out?

As the Democratic Presidential primary continues to drag on in spite of the fact that everyone outside of the Clinton campaign has ceded victory to Barack Obama, one has to wonder what the junior Senator from New York is waiting for.

• She just wants what everybody wants:  a blowjob.
• She'll stop when she sets the world record for creepiest wide-eyed gape-mouthed grin.
• She made a 100 million dollar bet that she'd last 'til June.
• She's waiting for Obama's pastor to say something crazy.
• Nothing.  She's just that bitter.