Comedy List: What to Say When You Get Caught Having Sex in the Church Confessional Box

Oops?  I didn't know I wasn't supposed to do that?  If you're the people to whom this actually happened, you repent and apparently all is forgiven.  But you can't forgive away a priest's memories…

• Father, forgive me for this.  And this.  And this.  And this…
• Let me cover the dry cleaning on that curtain.
• Hey, she likes to be choked, and the rosary was right there.
• Oh, come on.  Like you don't do this all the time.
• On the bright side, at least she's not a little boy.