06.11.08 From the Viking
Comedy List: What to Say When You Get Caught Having Sex in the Church Confessional Box
Written by DV Staff
Oops? I didn't know I wasn't supposed to do that? If you're the people to whom this actually happened, you repent and apparently all is forgiven. But you can't forgive away a priest's memories…
- Father, forgive me for this. And this. And this. And this…
- Let me cover the dry cleaning on that curtain.
- Hey, she likes to be choked, and the rosary was right there.
- Oh, come on. Like you don't do this all the time.
- On the bright side, at least she's not a little boy.
YOUR TURN!
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Lukas
06/11/2008 15:07
Be glad it aint YOU.
Lukas
06/11/2008 15:07
You got next?
Lukas
06/11/2008 15:07
Something about the sound of organs gets me going.
Lukas
06/11/2008 15:08
I don't see why the fact that it's easter changes a damned thing.
Lukas
06/11/2008 15:08
Hey, at least I aint using a condom. Altho, she's gonna need an abortion.
Lukas
06/11/2008 15:09
She can't reach climax unless she gets yelled at by a priest. So, thanks dude!
Lukas
06/11/2008 15:09
You're nowhere near as scary as that imam who caught us fucking in the mosque.
Lukas
06/11/2008 15:09
Ah, just in time... SPLOOOGE
Lukas
06/11/2008 15:10
I'm all about dichotomies, father.
Matty
06/11/2008 15:10
House of Worship, Super 8 motel, what's the difference??
Matty
06/11/2008 15:11
What a coincidence, her name is Mary...........Hail Mary!!
Oscar
06/11/2008 15:11
You guys are video taping it anyways
DV Admin
06/11/2008 15:12
Oh come on now Father, as soon as I'm done we'll talk penance.
Matty
06/11/2008 15:12
I promised her some food and drink as well. Now excuse me, where's that wine and crackers?
DV Admin
06/11/2008 15:12
Oh btw, r-rated has been updated with a double dose as promised!
Matty
06/11/2008 15:14
Thx admin!! I just OD'd
Melissa
06/11/2008 15:16
Dad?
Melissa
06/11/2008 15:17
I figured if I'm going to be yelling "JESUS CHRIST" I should do it in the right place.
The Hitman
06/11/2008 15:17
Hail Mary, full of grace...and man-juice, now...
joe
06/11/2008 15:18
oh god i'm coming
The Hitman
06/11/2008 15:18
We were going to end up here after, so we figured we'd just kill 2 birds...
The Hitman
06/11/2008 15:19
Praise COMES in all forms...
The Hitman
06/11/2008 15:21
We were just re-enacting Adam and Eve...That's in the Bible!
The Hitman
06/11/2008 15:22
AMEN!
kevin
06/11/2008 15:22
only god can save u now
Oscar
06/11/2008 15:22
She wanted her hole to be holy.
Oscar
06/11/2008 15:23
Hey Priest, he who is without sin may throweth the first stone right? So let me get my screw on, ya dig?
Matty
06/11/2008 15:24
Simmer down Father, it could be worse, we could be Mormon!!!!! Ha Zing!!!
The Hitman
06/11/2008 15:24
God told us to come here. We took that literally.
joe
06/11/2008 15:29
she just needed a little liquid to wash down that communion wafer
Oscar
06/11/2008 15:31
we're putting the Cum back in communion.
Oscar
06/11/2008 15:32
Wine gets her horny.
Cali Adam
06/11/2008 15:32
What? I'm just doing what you taught me except I don't like little boys! God, you act like I killed someone or something!
Oscar
06/11/2008 15:36
"You should see my shoes!"
Matty
06/11/2008 15:45
"One of them manure trailers jack knifed on the Santa Ana"
bob
06/11/2008 15:50
Sorry sister
Oscar
06/11/2008 15:55
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I forgot why he said that line.
Matty
06/11/2008 16:02
Get with the program Oscar!!! LOL
Excuse me Father, is there a cemetery around? I need to wash all the sex down with a nice pint of MUNG.
Excuse me Father, is there a cemetery around? I need to wash all the sex down with a nice pint of MUNG.
Adam
06/11/2008 16:17
You can send the cute blonde in the third row on in, I'm done with this one
Mattthoing
06/11/2008 16:18
If this is what committing sin feel like, I should have join the dark side looooonnnngggg time ago.
Mattthoing
06/11/2008 16:18
I swear to god.... no really I swear to god.
Mattthoing
06/11/2008 16:19
Father you said we'll born into sin, so I'm determined to prove that... Oh yeah.
Adam
06/11/2008 16:40
Hey you want in on a little Father-assisted tag team?
Cali Adam
06/11/2008 16:42
Don't blame me, Lukas is the one who gave me the idea!!!!
Cali Adam
06/11/2008 16:45
Almost everytime I post this other Adam is ahead of me. He's like a far less lazy version of me.
Benjamin
06/11/2008 17:43
Don't worry, we're married, God's cool with it.
Benjamin
06/11/2008 17:43
My house is getting fumigated, God said I could use his.
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