Comedy List: What to Say When You Get Caught Having Sex in the Church Confessional Box

By DV Staff on June 11, 2008 - 3:00 pm | Permalink

Oops?  I didn't know I wasn't supposed to do that?  If you're the people to whom this actually happened, you repent and apparently all is forgiven.  But you can't forgive away a priest's memories…

  • Father, forgive me for this.  And this.  And this.  And this…
  • Let me cover the dry cleaning on that curtain.
  • Hey, she likes to be choked, and the rosary was right there.
  • Oh, come on.  Like you don't do this all the time.
  • On the bright side, at least she's not a little boy. 

YOUR TURN! 


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