Comedy List: What Did Heather Mills Deserve?

Heather Mills was awarded about $50 million plus $70,000 per year plus nanny and school costs for the child she had with Paul McCartney.  Given that she wasn't around when Sir Paul made his fortune, what should she have been awarded?

• A crowd of people to follow her and laugh at her original demand of $250 million.
• An automatic re-marriage to her first husband, the dishwasher salesman.
• A sense of gratitude for her sudden pop-cultural relevance.
• A perpetual ridicule machine.
• A second leg amputation.