04.11.08 From the Viking
Comedy List: Things to Say When You Get Caught Jackin' It
Written by DV Staff
Hey, it's happened to everyone. You're having yourself some alone time, and lo and behold, in walks the milkman. "Milkman!" You say, "This is not 1954!" Alright, it's not the milkman, it's somebody more likely. But what do you say?
- Hm… think of the devil!
- Looks like it's your lucky day.
- That's the exact same look grandma gave me.
- I'm practicing for an audition for a Pee-Wee Herman biopic.
- I! Am! Touching! My! Penis!
YOUR TURN!
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Mark
04/11/2008 15:12
Why dont you go on ahead and finish me off, and maybe afterwards we can go to lunch....
Matty
04/11/2008 15:18
"SKEEEEEET"
Matty
04/11/2008 15:19
"Look at the blonde"
and then proceed to throw it at whomever walked in.
and then proceed to throw it at whomever walked in.
InglewoodJack
04/11/2008 15:29
" Oh right on time, come here and catch this"
InglewoodJack
04/11/2008 15:30
Don't just stand there, do something.
Mark
04/11/2008 15:30
"Oh my god! I CANT STOP CUMMING! OHHH IT FEELS SO GOOOOOOD!!!!"
Matty
04/11/2008 15:32
LOL @ Mark....i cant stop cumming
Clinton
04/11/2008 15:46
"So you've finally stumbled onto my underground Mayo Factory."
Matty
04/11/2008 15:48
"Yahtzee"
Matty
04/11/2008 15:48
"Jumanji"
Whale
04/11/2008 15:48
I was just thinking of you!
mrjomorisin
04/11/2008 15:49
Well, dammit, you and dad wouldn't buy me any good toys to play with, so I've gotta make my own!
mrjomorisin
04/11/2008 15:51
What are you looking at me like for?
I told you we were out of peanut butter, and the dog won't do anything without peanut butter
I told you we were out of peanut butter, and the dog won't do anything without peanut butter
mrjomorisin
04/11/2008 15:52
What? Am I doing diffent than you or grandpa do it?
mrjomorisin
04/11/2008 15:53
I guess the wording is "it different"
Matty
04/11/2008 15:57
Depends on what part of country youre from. JOMO
Oscar
04/11/2008 16:00
Open Wide
Oscar
04/11/2008 16:01
Say Ahhh
Oscar
04/11/2008 16:02
Do you have a kiss for daddy?
The Hitman
04/11/2008 16:21
Just cleanin' the ol' pipes...make sure everything's workin' right.
The Hitman
04/11/2008 16:22
I'm just spending time with someone I really care about...
The Hitman
04/11/2008 16:22
Don't worry, I'll wash my hands when I'm done, and I won't use the good towels.
Oscar
04/11/2008 16:25
What? Just putting it bit of fur on the palm.
Oscar
04/11/2008 16:25
a bit of hair on the ol' hands.
Oscar
04/11/2008 16:26
Starching the sock
Oscar
04/11/2008 16:27
Practice makes perfect
joe
04/11/2008 16:37
thanks for changing to jacking it
now i can comment
now i can comment
joe
04/11/2008 16:38
hey could you hand me that rag?
joe
04/11/2008 16:38
hold this for a second?
spoonz
04/11/2008 16:45
so, thats your jacket?
InglewoodJack
04/11/2008 16:45
HI 5!
spoonz
04/11/2008 16:46
u wanna be my hand?
spoonz
04/11/2008 16:46
mmmm just like shnozzberries
joe
04/11/2008 16:48
hey, i'm exercising, could you spot me?
MacGyver
04/12/2008 00:46
shitt...
#1 Killer
04/12/2008 02:09
Son of a bitch...
Alex
04/12/2008 05:15
C'mon, gimme a hand!
Jessica
04/13/2008 13:33
I told my mom I was sitting at the computer bottomless and on a towel because I was going to shave my legs... at the computer...
Jessica
04/13/2008 13:34
Oh and sorry I know this is a guy place so idk if I'm allowed to speak
mrjomorisin
04/13/2008 16:27
Of course you're allowed, after you make me a sandwich, you may post twice.
Whale
04/13/2008 22:51
You can post all you like, try not to take us too seriously, and we may require proof of female-ness sometime soon...
MacGyver
04/13/2008 23:25
or a shallow grave, which ever comes 1st
Cali Adam
04/14/2008 11:44
Shallow graves for all......
Jessica
04/15/2008 00:37
pshhhh whatever
Simon
04/15/2008 07:47
how about;
don't look at me that way, its sex with someone I love!
don't look at me that way, its sex with someone I love!
Jessica
04/15/2008 11:19
awe, thats cute haha
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