Comedy List: Things to Say When You Get Caught Jackin' It

Hey, it's happened to everyone.  You're having yourself some alone time, and lo and behold, in walks the milkman.  "Milkman!" You say, "This is not 1954!"  Alright, it's not the milkman, it's somebody more likely.  But what do you say?

• Hm… think of the devil!
• Looks like it's your lucky day.
• That's the exact same look grandma gave me.
• I'm practicing for an audition for a Pee-Wee Herman biopic.
• I! Am! Touching! My! Penis!