Comedy List: Things to Say to Get the Bartender to Pour You One More

Everybody's gotten to that point where you're not sitting up straight enough on your stool to get the bartender to slide another brew your way.  Alright, maybe not everybody – but I have.  Let's have some suggestions for things you can say to get him or her to change their mind.

• I have pictures of you.  And dogs.  Lots of pictures.
• I know where you parked, and I'm leaving first.
• I'll sue you for discrimination, you bastard.  Please?
• You greedy bitch.  Gimme a beer.
• I swear I'll murder you to death.