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Comedy List: Things to Say to Get the Bartender to Pour You One More
Written by DV Staff
Everybody's gotten to that point where you're not sitting up straight enough on your stool to get the bartender to slide another brew your way. Alright, maybe not everybody – but I have. Let's have some suggestions for things you can say to get him or her to change their mind.
- I have pictures of you. And dogs. Lots of pictures.
- I know where you parked, and I'm leaving first.
- I'll sue you for discrimination, you bastard. Please?
- You greedy bitch. Gimme a beer.
- I swear I'll murder you to death.
YOUR TURN!
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Lukas
06/06/2008 15:13
i'm not putting my dick away unless you suck it. i meannn, give me one more drink. please
Jesse
06/06/2008 15:27
"You don't think I'm too drunk to beat your ass if you don't give me another drink, do you?"
bob
06/06/2008 15:30
If you give me another drink I'll stop pissing on the bar
Matty
06/06/2008 15:33
"And you call yourself MY mother?"
joe
06/06/2008 15:35
c'mon you know i'm putting your bastard kids through school.....keep 'em coming
Lukas
06/06/2008 15:35
no, no no that's not a knife, this is a knife... what? give me beeer!!!
Melissa
06/06/2008 15:38
Wanna see my tits?
(Girls always get another drink thanks to our boobs)
(Girls always get another drink thanks to our boobs)
Lukas
06/06/2008 15:59
wanna see my tips? no, not cash, i got two penis tips... pleeaaase give me another beeeer
DK
06/07/2008 00:41
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT (grab beer when they turn around)
Gary
06/08/2008 00:06
You know who i am? I dont know how to say say this but uhhhh, im kind of a big deal......people know me.
gary
06/09/2008 01:13
"You don't give me another round, I'm making you work for me tomorrow. And can you really prove you didn't just give me a purple nurple?"
This one sucks, as I live/tend in a dram shop law state, and can get the pants sued off a me cause Drunk-Driver Macgee ran over a kid.
But being as the boss is my usual bartender, and she likes liquoring me up, its okay.
This one sucks, as I live/tend in a dram shop law state, and can get the pants sued off a me cause Drunk-Driver Macgee ran over a kid.
But being as the boss is my usual bartender, and she likes liquoring me up, its okay.
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