Comedy List: Things Not to Say While Fighting a Motorcycle Gang

You can make this "things to say" and it works just as well.  Basically, just anything funny that comes to mind while fighting a motorcycle gang is acceptable.  These things, though, will get you stepped on.

• Hey, is that a "Mom" tattoo?  Gayyyy…
• I heard that Suzukis are more fun to ride.  Like your daughter.
• Aren't you guys a little old to be kicking my ass?
• Your beard looks like ZZ Top on chemo.
• You know what rocks?  Roller blades.