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05.22.08 From the Viking


Comedy List: Things Jose Canseco Does for Money

Written by DV Staff

Jose Canseco is going to fight a random person for money.  This person will be paid $5,000, and all the proceeds of the fight will go to his ex-wives, or overdue steroid bills, or whatever Jose Canseco needs the cash for today.  What else is Canseco doing for the scrilla?

  • Allowing fly balls to bounce off of his head and over the fence for a home run.  Oh wait, that's what he used to do for money.
  • Allowing balls to bounce off of his head and into his mouth for five dollars.
  • Selling his blood to Jason Giambi, who can't get steroids the normal way anymore.
  • Renting his giant face out as a billboard. 
  • Groveling.
Jose Canseco will love you long time.

HE LOVE YOU LONG TIME!  YOUR TURN! 

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There are 23 comments so far:
John
05/22/2008 15:31
gps
Matty
05/22/2008 15:35
Get DV up and running again. sorry, kids.
Matty
05/22/2008 15:36
Hang out in front of the Home Depot and then go and mow Spicolis backyard.
Matty
05/22/2008 15:37
Ring out his hair and sell all that oil for $100 a barrel.
John
05/22/2008 15:38
play tarzan at a theme park
John
05/22/2008 15:39
make a sex tape with the other steroid fags
John
05/22/2008 15:40
running for office
John
05/22/2008 15:41
"acting"
John
05/22/2008 15:42
hopefully releasing an album
Matty
05/22/2008 15:54
Changes last name to Cuervo, Mark squanders life savings!!
Matty
05/22/2008 15:58
Jizz mopper at the local Adult "book" Store.
joe
05/22/2008 16:05
it looks like he was crying or baking as his eyes are red, prolly crying oer not gettings shots in the ass anymore.....pussy
Matty
05/22/2008 16:06
fudge packer
Matty
05/22/2008 16:06
Fluffer for gay porn
Matty
05/22/2008 16:06
Little Richards stunt double
Matty
05/22/2008 16:08
Selling Stridex door to door.
Matty
05/22/2008 16:08
diving for loose change in the fountain in front of Macy's
John
05/22/2008 16:13
hahaha@macy's
Matty
05/22/2008 16:18
Livin' every day, Hustlin'
Mark
05/22/2008 16:52
Mark has officially spent his life savings
Matty
05/22/2008 16:54
On Cuervo??

Mark, guess what just showed up in time for the long weekend??
Steve
05/22/2008 17:30
He sucks my dick for pocket change. He's alright.
Whale
05/22/2008 21:29
www.cansecoinadressonthestreetcorner.com

Whale cant believe no one went there before him!

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