Comedy List: Things Jose Canseco Does for Money

Jose Canseco is going to fight a random person for money.  This person will be paid $5,000, and all the proceeds of the fight will go to his ex-wives, or overdue steroid bills, or whatever Jose Canseco needs the cash for today.  What else is Canseco doing for the scrilla?

• Allowing fly balls to bounce off of his head and over the fence for a home run.  Oh wait, that's what he used to do for money.
• Allowing balls to bounce off of his head and into his mouth for five dollars.
• Selling his blood to Jason Giambi, who can't get steroids the normal way anymore.
• Renting his giant face out as a billboard. 
• Groveling.