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Comedy List: Things I Keep in My Car to Throw at Bad Drivers
Written by DV Staff
OK, maybe I'm the only one who does this, but it's not enough for me to just flip someone off. I want to hit their car with something. I'd just hit them myself, but car is too expensive ($130). So what can I throw on their car?
- A bag of d*cks.
- Stickers with gangland graffiti on them.
- Assorted zygotes.
- Balloons filled with urine painstakingly collected from syphilis hospices.
- A friendly look or a grenade, whichever's handier.
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Mark
05/13/2008 15:24
aborted fetus' usually get the point across
Mark
05/13/2008 15:24
BBC..........big black cock
Matty
05/13/2008 15:24
The Mrs.
Mark
05/13/2008 15:24
I throw the Ace of Spades.....gambit style
Mark
05/13/2008 15:25
Kevin Smith if your going for complete body damage
Mark
05/13/2008 15:26
bowling ball ala Dazed and Confused
joe
05/13/2008 15:28
paintball grenade
InglewoodJack
05/13/2008 15:29
Milkshakes!! Fucking strawberry milkshakes! If I win the lottery, i promised my friends i would just drive around all day and throw strawberry milkshakes at motherfuckers cars who deserve it. I saw a guy in front of me do it with a cup of coke from McDonalds at this chick that cut him off from the right lane to the left turn lane. She made the turn and got an exploding drink on the side of her car.
InglewoodJack
05/13/2008 15:32
My son.
Oscar
05/13/2008 15:34
The porcelien from spark plugs. Shatter!
Matty
05/13/2008 15:38
After a night of partying, Matty doesn't throw up.........he throws down!
That's what I throw, my fist into the fuckers jaw, after we pulled into Sgt. Sneaky's Slurp N' Snort. Time to kick in his "grill"
That's what I throw, my fist into the fuckers jaw, after we pulled into Sgt. Sneaky's Slurp N' Snort. Time to kick in his "grill"
Matty
05/13/2008 15:38
I'd throw IJ's son at someone's car also!! LOL
chris
05/13/2008 15:39
bag of dicks hahaha. louie c.k. is awesome!
chris
05/13/2008 15:40
oh thats nasty
Oscar
05/13/2008 15:47
cans of spagehtti sauce from the dollar store.
Oscar
05/13/2008 15:47
a bag of condoms that have a couple pumps of hand lotion inside
Mark
05/13/2008 15:51
oscar is afraid of DNA testing LOL
Mark
05/13/2008 15:52
awesome story IJ....my buddy did a similar thing....we were driving by these preppy ass kids from the next town over one night and we pulled up next to them, my buddy leans out and goes "NICE SWEATER FAGGOT!" and absolutely plastered the front of his shirt with hot chili from Wendy's. I didnt stop laughing for a week
Matty
05/13/2008 16:05
That was me asshole and that was a "Nice" sweater! Your granny knitted it for me as a "Thank you"!
Nevermind, you said Weny's chili. This shit was clearly just a cup of shit! LOL
Nevermind, you said Weny's chili. This shit was clearly just a cup of shit! LOL
chris
05/13/2008 16:19
was it a cardigan?
spoonz
05/13/2008 16:20
viking helmets, through the windshield and free advertising for the site
InglewoodJack
05/13/2008 16:22
chili filled diapers
Matty
05/13/2008 16:28
No Pullover!!
Oscar
05/13/2008 16:39
Lmao at the Dumb&Dumber Reference. Jeff Daniels is cool in my book. "Pop Quiz Hotshot."
InglewoodJack
05/13/2008 16:50
My neighbors dog.
InglewoodJack
05/13/2008 16:51
my brother in law.
InglewoodJack
05/13/2008 16:52
hookers body parts. The kids love that one.
Matty
05/13/2008 16:58
The entire Dallas Stars team!
joe
05/13/2008 22:06
hiv needle-bomb
CaptainCronic
05/14/2008 12:06
damn good idea's alas the smell of a dead fetus might not go over so well left rotting on a hot day in my car.
Call me old school , cheap or both but I throw hand fulls of penny's
Call me old school , cheap or both but I throw hand fulls of penny's
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