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06.10.08 From the Viking

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Comedy List: Things Cash Warren Thought As Alba Gave Birth

Written by DV Staff

When you've impregnated one of the hottest women in the world, your mind has to be a maelstrom of activity.  That is, unless you're Cash Warren, in which case you're probably thinking along one of these lines:

  • I guess I should probably kill myself.
  • Well, it's all downhill from here.  And by downhill, I mean thank God for no pre-nup.
  • At least I don't have to pretend I like those Fantastic Four movies anymore.
  • I wish I had more fingers and toes.  I've been 20 years old forever.
  • I wonder if this kid will have any talent?  Haha… nahhhh! 
Jessica Alba fishnets it up for maybe the last time.

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There are 16 comments so far:
joe
06/10/2008 15:23
holy shit i totally ruined one of the best things to ever happen EVER
John
06/10/2008 15:24
"I just realized every guy on Earth hates me"
joe
06/10/2008 15:28
can we name her "credit"?
mrjomorisin
06/10/2008 15:29
I wonder if the doctor put in the extra stitch like I asked him to...
mrjomorisin
06/10/2008 15:31
I wonder if I'll EVER get any of that pussy again, now that she knows what can happen when she gives it up.
mrjomorisin
06/10/2008 15:32
I wonder which side of the family that blonde hair and blue eyes came from...
Matty
06/10/2008 15:35
I wonder if anyone will notice the kid is actually black?
Melissa
06/10/2008 15:45
"NORDBERG!!!!"
Lukas
06/10/2008 15:49
hey look, a baby.. yet another thing cooler than me
mrjomorisin
06/10/2008 16:11
L@Lukas
Lukas
06/10/2008 16:31
that's the last time i'll see that vagina
Lukas
06/10/2008 16:31
wow, the only good thing i've ever done
Lukas
06/10/2008 16:32
hello, little security baby... you're gonna help me keep mommy close!
david
06/10/2008 16:47
" I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND !!"
Oscar
06/10/2008 17:37
Security Baby fTW!
The Hitman
06/10/2008 20:09
nordberg ftw! lmao

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