Comedy List: The Wonders of Science

Scientists at the Smithsonian revealed today that they have successfully reversed a vasectomy on an endangered horse.  If they think this is going to distract us from the fact that they gave an endangered horse a vasectomy, they're sadly mistaken.  What other marvels does science have up its sleeve?

• They can totally reattach your legs after they cut them off for no reason.
• They can turn dead people into flesh eating ghouls.
• Through an amazing new process, gasoline can be transformed into sand. 
• Fart-flavored after dinner mints. 
• Saving the California Condor by feeding them California Condor omelettes.