HOT RIGHT NOW!

International Babes
Bullet Points
Real Men Love
Hi-5 Women
Raising The Bar
Celebrity Bikini Watch

 

We Recommend

Coolest Shirt Ever!
Hot Models & Celebs
Hot Girls on Live Cams
Free Web Hosting
The Bachelor Guy
Movie trailers and news
Tucker Max
Hot Celebs and more!

03.13.08 From the Viking

Hot Girls on Live Web Cams!

Comedy List: The Houston Rockets Are Confusing

Written by DV Staff

What's powering the Houston Rockets' recent 20 game win streak?  And if you say rocket fuel, you suffer.

  •  Part of Yao Ming's foot ground into ancient Chinese remedy for losing.
  •  What's behind any winner?  Hookers.  Lots of hookers.
  •  Visiting locker room filled with pictures of Rick Adelman naked.
  •  What's behind any winner?  Steroids.  Lots of steroids.
  •  Somebody finally wanted to sex Mutombo.

YOUR TURN TO SEX MUTOMBO! 

Share this on Digg, Facebook, Stumbleupon, etc.

There are 36 comments so far:
Mark
03/13/2008 15:11
Tracy MacGrady uses his lazy eye for voodoo purposes
Mark
03/13/2008 15:11
they watch "How the West was Won" before every game
John
03/13/2008 15:11
lol@mark
John
03/13/2008 15:12
John hasn't been watching, but maybe MacGrady started passing
John
03/13/2008 15:12
Unlike in Orlando
Mark
03/13/2008 15:12
Yao Ming pooped out a turd that resembled Confucious and the rest is history
Mark
03/13/2008 15:12
PS Mark hates basketball
Mark
03/13/2008 15:15
They fired all the white players
John
03/13/2008 15:15
John thinks the mutombo picture up top is hilarious btw
Mark
03/13/2008 15:15
Mark made it his background for work
John
03/13/2008 15:16
Yao grew 6 more inches
John
03/13/2008 15:16
haha
John
03/13/2008 15:16
John is wondering why he and mark are the only ones posting
John
03/13/2008 15:16
perhaps everyone else is sexing mutombo
spoonz
03/13/2008 15:17
rocket fuel...
Erik
03/13/2008 15:19
Erik owns you now, spoonz.
spoonz
03/13/2008 15:23
a combination of liquid hydrogen and liquid oxygen, when burned together produce thrust and as a byproduct water
Mark
03/13/2008 15:23
Mark hits Erik w/ "Crank dat Wolverine" for not adhering to the strict laws of TPT
spoonz
03/13/2008 15:25
or a ammonium petracloride-elastometerfuel
spoonz
03/13/2008 15:25
erik, spoonz likes spoonz likes
Matty
03/13/2008 15:25
Changed their name to the harlem globtrotters and now play only one team over and over
Erik
03/13/2008 15:25
Erik wonders what Mark could be referring to.
joe
03/13/2008 15:25
joe believes that they stole mac's super robot and caused it to shit on all their opponents
Erik
03/13/2008 15:26
What makes spoonz happy makes Erik happy.
spoonz
03/13/2008 15:28
well, tis good that when spoonz makes ur mother happy, erik is also happy
Matty
03/13/2008 15:36
Ha ha @ Mark's "lazy eye" get a job! eye
InglewoodJack
03/13/2008 15:37
Same reason anybody who played for Houston with the nickname Rocket...Steroids!
#1 Killer
03/13/2008 15:41
LOL @ spoonz...and Erik's mother ;)
InglewoodJack
03/13/2008 15:45
I must say i feel much less gay w/o the EFF avys.
#1 Killer
03/13/2008 15:48
Agreed...though Killer still has his up. ;)
#1 Killer
03/13/2008 15:49
Alright, Killer finally took down his Emo avy.
MacGyver
03/13/2008 16:24
tons a poom probably
Erik
03/13/2008 16:27
Haha, yeah, Mom's got a soft spot for retards.
spoonz
03/13/2008 16:53
actually she has 3 soft spots for retards....
spoonz
03/13/2008 16:54
and spoonz means no offense, but, he felt compelled to do this
Erik
03/13/2008 18:31
Haha, nice. I'd feel bad, but I got $5500 for that photo.

Want to write a comment?

Login or signup

 

Want to meet hot chicks? Click here.