Comedy List: Stuff You Reveal In Your Memoir

In Barbara Walters' memoir "Audition," she reveals she slept with a married, black senator. You better one up her, son! What does YOUR memoir reveal?

•You can see dead people. You can smell them, touch them and, occasionally, taste them, too.
•You ghostwrote "I Can Believe I Can Fly," blindfolded, with your left hand.
•Cindy Crawford is the mother of your children. She's also your mother. She's also… your daughter!!
•Your biggest regret? You invented the concept of "Last Call."
•OJ's right… he didn't do it. YOU did.