Comedy List: STD Cures

A new papillovirus vaccine has been tested on mice.  "We already have a vaccine for that," you say.  Yes, we do… but this one's a nasal spray!  What's next?

• Knowledge of having AIDS cured by "special" tequila.
• Everyone with syphilis is murdered.
• Gonorrhea treated with series of medical BJs.
• Gatorade quenches herpes.
• Sex up one of them science mice.  They got cures and such.