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06.02.08 From the Viking

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Comedy List: Reasons I Didn't Watch the MTV Movie Awards

Written by DV Staff

Apparently, a bunch of people watched Mike Myers host the MTV Movie Awards as if it was 1997.  So why didn't I?

  • Have better things to do.  For instance:  drinking poison.
  • Have seen the trailer for The Love Guru.
  • Remember when MTV launched MTV2 to play exclusively music (like MTV was supposed to do), and then within 5 years they'd completely corrupted that concept and turned MTV2 into a faux-alternative clone of MTV?  Me too.
  • Waiting for the VH1 Movie-tastic Best Movies Ever of 2008 Totally Rad Awards.
  • Busy getting beaten up by a Chinese army dude.  Did I mention I'm a monk?
This monk watched half of the awards as is evidenced by his "see half evil" gesture.

NICE WRISTWATCH! YOUR TURN! 

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There are 12 comments so far:
Lukas
06/02/2008 15:10
sharting my ass out
Tipme
06/02/2008 15:16
Not gonna lie, I saw bits of it when this other show was on commercial, Id tune into it. He did a Wayne's world thing with Garth there, it was pretty funny. And even though it wasn't zoomed into them as some form of censorship, seth rogen and the other dude smoking fake weed was funny.
Ryan
06/02/2008 15:21
I think I was duped into liking Austin Powers because of Hurley and Heather Graham.
Steve
06/02/2008 15:36
The MTV movie awards? They still produce that?
joe
06/02/2008 15:46
ditto @ steve

well i can honestly say I have NEVER seen one of them, hell I pretty much forgot mtv was still on like 6 years back
bob
06/02/2008 16:07
when i heard it was on i cancelled my cable
Matty
06/02/2008 16:07
MTV? They still produce THAT? MTV should be flushed away and be forgotten.
Oscar
06/02/2008 16:22
Does anyone watch MTV anymore? It's always some show with a 15 year old cunt walking down Manhattan, thus I continue my channel surfing.
chris
06/02/2008 16:23
MTV is awesome!!!! who doesn't like reruns of the real world and road rules played ad nauseam?
Oscar
06/02/2008 16:26
Yeah, I remember their commercial breaks being like 8 minutes long. What up?
Lukas
06/02/2008 17:45
i watch da hillz baby, all day every day
Matty
06/02/2008 18:15
That's all I do...Is....smoke....weed. all day, every day. WEED!


Thanks Nick.

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