Comedy List: Predictions for Obsolescence

With the hot new gas craze sweeping the nation, General Motors has halted its plans to redesign its SUV and truck lines, a sign it's shifting its resources toward more fuel efficient cars and – hopefully – passenger lasers.  So it would seem that SUVs are fast becoming obsolete.  What else is going the way of the dodo?

• People who immediately comprehend "obsolescence."
• Pointy sideburns.
• The color mauve.
• Juggling/jugglers.
• Lasers that can not be ridden into town like a white-hot pony.