06.19.08 From the Viking
Comedy List: Predictions for Obsolescence
Written by DV Staff
With the hot new gas craze sweeping the nation, General Motors has halted its plans to redesign its SUV and truck lines, a sign it's shifting its resources toward more fuel efficient cars and – hopefully – passenger lasers. So it would seem that SUVs are fast becoming obsolete. What else is going the way of the dodo?
- People who immediately comprehend "obsolescence."
- Pointy sideburns.
- The color mauve.
- Juggling/jugglers.
- Lasers that can not be ridden into town like a white-hot pony.
YOUR TURN!
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Studboy
06/19/2008 15:05
Rosie O'Donnell
Matty
06/19/2008 15:08
Pac-Tel pagers.
oh, wait.
oh, wait.
Brock
06/19/2008 15:09
Laws restricting Cocaine use/purchase Brock thinks
Matty
06/19/2008 15:09
High priced hookers
Matty
06/19/2008 15:10
Too $hort
Matty
06/19/2008 15:10
Matty
06/19/2008 15:12
Zig Zig papers, only vagina bongs in the future
chris
06/19/2008 15:13
intelligence
respect
bravery
individualism
democracy
respect
bravery
individualism
democracy
chris
06/19/2008 15:14
the vag bong will put the Zig Zag company out of biz.
Studboy
06/19/2008 15:17
pencils
Matty
06/19/2008 15:17
guyliner
chris
06/19/2008 15:18
pencil sharpeners
chris
06/19/2008 15:18
what will jared leto do without guyliner matty?
Matty
06/19/2008 15:19
@Chris's Individualism...
Like Gabby, I'm getting a tattoo because i'm soooo rebellious in a conformist kind of way!! Hahahahaha
Like Gabby, I'm getting a tattoo because i'm soooo rebellious in a conformist kind of way!! Hahahahaha
Matty
06/19/2008 15:20
Hopefully die Chris, hopefully die.
Studboy
06/19/2008 15:26
Darth Vader
joe
06/19/2008 15:28
bad beer
chris
06/19/2008 15:31
lol @ matty
lemme see i cant afford to pay my cell phone bill or rent but I am gonna pay to have my 10,000 tattoo. Oh and can you make that tatoo my exhusbands last name please. ya. well i just like his name better than mine so I am gonna keep it even though we were only married a few short meth riddled and abusive months. A bad idea you say? well i dont care cuz i am a nonconformist! thats what we do. we copy everyone elses bad ideas so we dont feel so alone.
lemme see i cant afford to pay my cell phone bill or rent but I am gonna pay to have my 10,000 tattoo. Oh and can you make that tatoo my exhusbands last name please. ya. well i just like his name better than mine so I am gonna keep it even though we were only married a few short meth riddled and abusive months. A bad idea you say? well i dont care cuz i am a nonconformist! thats what we do. we copy everyone elses bad ideas so we dont feel so alone.
chris
06/19/2008 15:33
guyliner is to Leto as steroids is to Bonds
Matty
06/19/2008 15:33
Bullseye!!
chris
06/19/2008 15:34
Leto almost single handedly ruined fight club
Melissa
06/19/2008 15:35
Reality shows
Melissa
06/19/2008 15:36
Kim Kardashian
Paris Hilton
Lindsey HOhan
Paris Hilton
Lindsey HOhan
chris
06/19/2008 15:36
We need a running list of douchebags on DV starting with Jared Leto!
feel free to add as you see fit
feel free to add as you see fit
chris
06/19/2008 15:37
reality shows! good one melissa!
Melissa
06/19/2008 15:37
God damn fucking "pop punk" Melissa hates every one of those so-called bands, just give her 10 minutes alone with those douchebags and a blow torch and this world will be a much better place, she promises.
chris
06/19/2008 15:39
MTV MTV2 E! American Idol
chris
06/19/2008 15:40
Melissa- might you be referring to Good Charlotte and their ilk?
Studboy
06/19/2008 15:42
Bras
Melissas' avatar is proof
Melissas' avatar is proof
Melissa
06/19/2008 15:46
Chris-yes indeed she is, Melissa hates that shit with a burning passion. Its not surprising that the music industry is going downhill when they give recording contracts to asshats and American Idol rejects.
Matty
06/19/2008 15:48
Chris, we still need to get in my studio and prove how easy it really is to put out manufactured shit music.
chris
06/19/2008 15:51
Chris and Matty are announcing they will soon start working on their debut album which you all can expect to drop in the summer of 09.
Matty
06/19/2008 16:00
WORD!!!!!!
a smooth blend of funk/hiphop/bluegrass/speedmetal/jazz/rockabilly/polka and of course a dash of boy band charm.
a smooth blend of funk/hiphop/bluegrass/speedmetal/jazz/rockabilly/polka and of course a dash of boy band charm.
chris
06/19/2008 16:03
we're bringing lazy back! ya
Oscar
06/19/2008 18:54
Why do all hipster"pop punk" bands sound like they got their name off a newspaper headline?
Panic at the Disco
The War on Drugs
Funeral for a Friend
Forever the Sickest Kids
Arcade Fire
Swimming with Dolphins
Death Cab for Cutie
Scary Kids Scaring Kids
Cute is what we aim for
Envy on the Coast
Panic at the Disco
The War on Drugs
Funeral for a Friend
Forever the Sickest Kids
Arcade Fire
Swimming with Dolphins
Death Cab for Cutie
Scary Kids Scaring Kids
Cute is what we aim for
Envy on the Coast
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