Comedy List: Predictions for Obsolescence
By DV Staff on June 19, 2008 - 3:00 pm | PermalinkWith the hot new gas craze sweeping the nation, General Motors has halted its plans to redesign its SUV and truck lines, a sign it's shifting its resources toward more fuel efficient cars and – hopefully – passenger lasers. So it would seem that SUVs are fast becoming obsolete. What else is going the way of the dodo?
- People who immediately comprehend "obsolescence."
- Pointy sideburns.
- The color mauve.
- Juggling/jugglers.
- Lasers that can not be ridden into town like a white-hot pony.

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