Comedy List: Places to Hide Your Drugs

Simple enough today: a woman in Norway was arrested after customs officials decided her wig was a little too bulgy.  Why was it so misshapen?  It was holding all her cocaine.  With giant wigs out of the question, where are you hiding your stash?

• In a condom in a shampoo bottle in my ass.
• In someone else's bag.
• In someone else's wig.
• In my merkin.
• In my lungs.