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06.18.08 From the Viking

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Comedy List: Places to Hide Your Drugs

Written by DV Staff

Simple enough today: a woman in Norway was arrested after customs officials decided her wig was a little too bulgy.  Why was it so misshapen?  It was holding all her cocaine.  With giant wigs out of the question, where are you hiding your stash?

  • In a condom in a shampoo bottle in my ass.
  • In someone else's bag.
  • In someone else's wig.
  • In my merkin.
  • In my lungs. 


YOUR TURN! 

 

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There are 50 comments so far:
Matty
06/18/2008 15:10
pubic toupee' Hahahahaha!!!
Matty
06/18/2008 15:12
Lukas, good job editing this post.. what the hell is a Conedy List anyway??
joe
06/18/2008 15:18
in my bloodstream
Matty
06/18/2008 15:21
in my bloodshot eyes
Matty
06/18/2008 15:22
taped to my gooch
mrjomorisin
06/18/2008 15:27
On my Conedy List, those are never searched at the airport
mrjomorisin
06/18/2008 15:28
In Lukas' dictionary, the screeners can tell that has never been opened
Matty
06/18/2008 15:28
in my VCR
mrjomorisin
06/18/2008 15:29
In Ron Mexico's false bottomed water bottle
Matty
06/18/2008 15:30
Police Academy 4 was a good conedy
Matty
06/18/2008 15:30
Bill Hicks was my favorite conedian
Matty
06/18/2008 15:30
I like to go to Dairy Queen and get an ice cream come.
Matty
06/18/2008 15:31
In my BONG
Matty
06/18/2008 15:32
in that skinny guys ribcage
mrjomorisin
06/18/2008 15:38
It would have to be a VERRRRY small joint to hide in that rib cage
mrjomorisin
06/18/2008 15:39
EMO guy's soap dish
mrjomorisin
06/18/2008 15:40
@Matty's Ice cream come
Matty
06/18/2008 15:43
Under my EFF scarf
Matty
06/18/2008 15:43
in my sweet ass EFF gloves
Matty
06/18/2008 15:43
behind my guyliner
Matty
06/18/2008 15:44
in all 15 pockets of my overcoat
Matty
06/18/2008 15:44
in my vagina
Matty
06/18/2008 15:48
in Marks cell @ Pelican Bay
Matty
06/18/2008 15:49
in the side pocket of my 'Roos.
mrjomorisin
06/18/2008 15:52
In my avy's cleave
mrjomorisin
06/18/2008 15:52
WTF Matty, are you and I the only ones that know where to hide shit?
Melissa
06/18/2008 15:53
In Steven Seagals faggytail.
mrjomorisin
06/18/2008 15:54
Oh Hi Mel
Melissa
06/18/2008 15:54
In my cat's asshole
Melissa
06/18/2008 15:54
Hiya Jomo
mrjomorisin
06/18/2008 15:56
Oh, that's right, Matty's EMO today, you can't speak directly to him or he turns 'cutter'
Melissa
06/18/2008 15:57
Matty needs to motorboat my avy and get un-emofied
Matty
06/18/2008 16:00
If motorboat is Morrisey for cutting, then i'm in!!
Matty
06/18/2008 16:06
I stash my coke in the side panels of my Deloreon.
chris
06/18/2008 16:12
i hide my coke in my bag of weed
chris
06/18/2008 16:13
gonna go back in time!
Oscar
06/18/2008 17:21
To smuggle coke, you empty out your ladie's powder makeup thingy. Put it in there and hope no dogs are around. Airport dogs are junkies.
chris
06/18/2008 17:44
I carry my coke in a bag labeled baking soda. Genius!
Oscar
06/18/2008 17:49
fill a condom with hash. Shove it up ya gal's vag.
Matty
06/18/2008 17:50
I carry my coke in a pepsi can
Matty
06/18/2008 17:50
I filled a condom full of jizz and shoved up...........
Oscar
06/18/2008 18:26
Lol @ coke in pepsi can.
Matty
06/18/2008 19:50
Uhhh, Gordo.
The Hitman
06/18/2008 20:51
in my kids baby powder container...
Erik
06/19/2008 00:45
Editing this post was ny respomsibility...
Matty
06/19/2008 14:57
Well done Erik, you lay off the 'tussin before work!! LOL
joe
06/19/2008 23:59
in the bottom of my oreo shake... hasnt failed me YET!
joe
06/20/2008 00:00
in my 20 double cheeseburgers
joe
06/20/2008 00:00
in my empty-ass computer case
joe
06/20/2008 00:01
joe says cut off one of your legs/arms and get a hollow prosthesis then fill THAT up

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