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05.09.08 From the Viking

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Comedy List: Pandemic Time?

Written by DV Staff

A Canadian train has been quarantined after a woman who may have boarded the train with flu-like systems died and ten other passengers fell ill during the journey.  What's going on here?

  • Typical Canadian diversion from their plan for global curling domination.
  • Somehow a picture of Amy Winehouse's mouth got around.
  • I don't know, but I know who does:  Jeremiah Wright.
  • 11 people 1 cup 1 malicious strain of e. coli.
  • Eli Porter diiiid it.  He's the best, mane. 
Amy Winehouse's mouth is the subject of a collection of Edgar Allen Poe short stories.

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There are 18 comments so far:
Mexico Joe
05/09/2008 15:12
she probably drank the water... Canada: the poor man's Mexico
Mexico Joe
05/09/2008 15:15
oh man, I made myself LOL with that one
The Hitman
05/09/2008 15:17
It depends...did the eat the chicken or the fish?
...I had the lasagna...

Quick, name the movie!
Matty
05/09/2008 15:17
Found out the Canadian Bacon is in fact, actually just Ham!!!
Matty
05/09/2008 15:18
Airplane for the Winner!!!
The Hitman
05/09/2008 15:18
Well done Matty!
Matty
05/09/2008 15:21
I have a vast knowledge of absolutely useless information. Comes in handy from time to time. LOL
The Hitman
05/09/2008 15:23
Ditto, man...ditto. I'm trying to figure out how to make money off of it...
Matty
05/09/2008 15:24
We need to get together and go on World Series of Pop Culture!
The Hitman
05/09/2008 15:31
Now you're talkin'...between the two of us we'd probably kick ass!
joe
05/09/2008 15:34
umm they were in canada.....the suffocated in the flannel
InglewoodJack
05/09/2008 15:36
They had the special.
Matty
05/09/2008 15:39
Hell'z yeah we would!!

That's just another day in Canada, blame Brian Boitano.
InglewoodJack
05/09/2008 15:39
Only one person was supposed to be poisoned but when the person doing the poisoning was told to poison the one in the Canadian Tuxedo, that's when the confusion started.
The Hitman
05/09/2008 15:45
LOL@IJ: "The special"..."check please!!"
@Matty: What would Brian Boitano Do? Just like when he fought the aliens and saved the world!
Mark
05/09/2008 15:55
WWBD?
Scopi
05/09/2008 15:59
were gassed by the denim tuxedo gang
david
05/12/2008 22:50
i guess they aren't all packin' AK-47's and uzi's like down in the good ol' U.S.A.so they had to get creative.

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