Comedy List: Other Signs From God That The World Is Ending

Earthquakes. Tornadoes. Hillary Clinton. All are apparent tragic events wrought upon us by God as signs of the End of The World. But those are the obvious signs. What about the smaller clues from the Lord that the world is coming to an end?

•Beer prices go up
•Jenna Jameson retires from porn
•Living with your parents is suddenly "uncool" (what gives?!)
•They said you weren't going to pay a lot for that muffler… but you DID