Comedy List: Other Names for Prison

The joint.  The clink.  The big house.  Federal PMITA Prison.  All perfectly good euphemisms for prison, but since nobody uses them, they're all obsolete.  Time to come up with something new.

• Shiv City
• Showerdome:  Two men enter, one man and one bitch leave
• The Ass Jungle
• The House that Anally Raping Convicts Built
• Wesley Snipes' Home