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Comedy List: Newly Acceptable Beliefs
Written by DV Staff
The Vatican announced that it's OK to believe in aliens today. What else will we soon be told is fine to believe in?
- Killing some things is OK. For example: people.
- Once you turn 60, you're only part human.
- If you have webbed feet, you're gay.
- Dinosaur bones weren't planted by the devil. But dinosaurs were all rapists.
- Priests should be allowed to marry, but only with other priests.
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Lukas
05/14/2008 15:12
Dandelions aren't real
Lukas
05/14/2008 15:12
It's okay to pray to Heidi Klum's boobs
Lukas
05/14/2008 15:13
The devil and jesus are the same guy (take that, huckabee)
Lukas
05/14/2008 15:13
crosses are now sacreligious. take em off, people!
joe
05/14/2008 15:15
scientology is the one true way
joe
05/14/2008 15:16
joe's autobiography is now canon
Matty
05/14/2008 15:20
sucking dick is ok.
as long as it's your own.
as long as it's your own.
Lukas
05/14/2008 15:25
matty they're already down w/ that. the only thing they're against is wasting seed... but lunch is never a waste
Matty
05/14/2008 15:36
Truth!!! A hot meal is a hot meal.
John
05/14/2008 15:40
The Catholic Church has actually stated many times the most of the book of Genesis is not literal and is not to be taken as such. They do not believe that Dinosaur bones were planted. Those are fundamentalists and baptists.
Matty
05/14/2008 15:43
Thanks John, I look at reading the Bible, as reading the National Enquirer.
Mark
05/14/2008 15:51
word up twatty
Mattthoing
05/14/2008 17:57
Gingers are descendents from Mars.
Mattthoing
05/14/2008 17:59
All women are beautiful. Even the uggos but we don't care, its all about the beauty beneath them... I almost vomit on that one.
spoonz
05/14/2008 19:46
its not murder if its to carlos mencia
I Am An Evil Taco
05/25/2008 07:48
Eat of my taco, and drink of my tequila.
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