Comedy List: Newly Acceptable Beliefs

The Vatican announced that it's OK to believe in aliens today.  What else will we soon be told is fine to believe in?

• Killing some things is OK.  For example:  people.
• Once you turn 60, you're only part human.
• If you have webbed feet, you're gay.
• Dinosaur bones weren't planted by the devil.  But dinosaurs were all rapists. 
• Priests should be allowed to marry, but only with other priests.