Comedy List: New Uses For Your HD-DVD Player

Now that your HD-DVD is officially a stupid thing to have purchased, it's time to try to rationalize your ownership with some new uses.  What would you do with yours?

• Put it in a box in the attic with all your participation ribbons.
• It's perfect for collecting your tears of shame.
• It's a handsome centerpiece when stacked with your laserdisc and minidisc players.
• Give it to your parents. They have no idea it sucks.
• Store it safely in your pit of rage to be released alongside a hail of gunfire.