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Comedy List: New Uses For Your HD-DVD Player
Written by DV Staff
Now that your HD-DVD is officially a stupid thing to have purchased, it's time to try to rationalize your ownership with some new uses. What would you do with yours?
- Put it in a box in the attic with all your participation ribbons.
- It's perfect for collecting your tears of shame.
- It's a handsome centerpiece when stacked with your laserdisc and minidisc players.
- Give it to your parents. They have no idea it sucks.
- Store it safely in your pit of rage to be released alongside a hail of gunfire.
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Insert
02/29/2008 15:04
oh skeet skeet skeet
Insert
02/29/2008 15:05
I will be giving my player and all HDDVD;s to sister she will think im cool for about a week
John
02/29/2008 15:06
sell it at a garage sale quick before those bargain hunters know that it sucks now
Matty
02/29/2008 15:12
stupid purchase my ass!!!!! next, you're gonna say the same thing about my Beta Max player and Laser Disc.
Lukas
02/29/2008 15:15
use it as a balance beam for my laser disc player
The Hitman
02/29/2008 15:20
See if it blends.
MacGyver
02/29/2008 15:20
something for my shitting robot to hump
The Hitman
02/29/2008 15:21
Use the eject tray as a really expensive retractible coaster.
The Hitman
02/29/2008 15:21
Give it to MacGyver to see if he can use it to make that humping shitting robot
joe
02/29/2008 15:24
mac's robot's toilet
joe
02/29/2008 15:25
dammit, way too late on that click
Oscar
02/29/2008 15:31
Is there such a thing as HD DVD 3D Porn? If not, lets invent it.
Kyle
02/29/2008 15:36
Just great. I get a Toshiba laptop for Christmas and now Toshiba kills HD-DVDs. Thank you Toshiba... Thank you.
Bastards.
Bastards.
kevin
02/29/2008 15:38
toilet
kevin
02/29/2008 15:39
something that mac guiver could use for a rocket launcher
MacGyver
02/29/2008 15:44
man, my name just keeps getting spelled worse and worse as the days go on
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:35
im pretty sure mac could use the parts to build a shitting robot... or a rocket... or a nuke... or a sexdoll... or a car... or a ...
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:35
use it as a hockey puck
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:35
use it as standard dvd player
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:36
just stockpile blank hddvds and keep downloading the ripped blu-rays and burn em to hddvd
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:36
make a battle bot with it
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:36
send it to letterman, find out if it will float
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:37
beat bill gates upside the head with it
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:37
surfboard
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:37
skateboard or snowboard
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:37
get an lcd screen and hook it up in ur pinto
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:38
send it to sony, tell you they put the wrong player in the box, ud prefer the bluray
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:38
cafeteria tray
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:38
oven pan
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:39
find out if it works better with a military grade laser
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:40
see if u can snipe the play button from 1500 yds
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:40
man up the eject function so it will shoot those clay targets
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:41
open it up, grab the black wire stick it about an inch into your foot, plug it in, and start licking different parts on the board till u find something shocking
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:42
make an airplane
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:42
use it to lure unsuspecting hookers into ur apartment (not sure how, but find a way)
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:43
go office space on it
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:44
im sure someone will find a way for it to play blu rays. so mod it accordingly
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:44
eat it, become t-1000
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:45
make the disc spin backwards, reverse the spin of the earth and save heath
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:45
affix it to a telephone booth and find keanu reeves
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:46
smash ur head against it until you nolonger care about wasting that 1000
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:46
fuck it atleast 10 times, then you really only bought 10 hookers, and thats ok
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:47
grind it up and smoke it, maybe it will make u machine
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:47
get 5, make a hd cieling fan
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:48
get 1000 build urself a house out of the players
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:48
get 10,000 build yourself a mansion
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:48
get 121,543 build urself a castle with accompanying moat, drawbridge, and murder holes
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:49
stick a dildo on the eject tray so atleast ull get penetration to go with that raping
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:50
stick two dildos on the eject tray and sell to some eastern european as a new sex machine
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:50
mod it to be a turntable, listen to chicago backwards...
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:51
53.4 points to whoever can place the 7 movies ive referenced sofar
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:52
11 points to whoever places the 8 i reference next
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:52
'im bringing it back'
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:53
line it with a microphone and send it to the cops with your demands when your 'robbing' a bank
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:54
use it as a briefcase as you make five stops in LA for one day
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:55
use it to enter your codes for your atmospheric vaccuum
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:55
use it as a defibulator
Oscar
02/29/2008 16:57
I caught Little Nicky and Clerks II
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:58
use it to carry your diving leg
spoonz
02/29/2008 16:59
theyre not all movie references, but theres atleast 7 before i mentioned it
spoonz
02/29/2008 17:00
use it to store the book of the living so imhotep cannot come back
spoonz
02/29/2008 17:01
interactive 3d hd porn, need i say more?
spoonz
02/29/2008 17:01
use it to create your perfect woman
spoonz
02/29/2008 17:01
melt it down into a new ring of fire
spoonz
02/29/2008 17:03
'no jules, id doesnt play cd's, its a HD DVD player. It plays HD DVD's'
spoonz
02/29/2008 17:05
'you know u cant just buy me a hd dvd player every time u mess up'
"yeah but theres always the tv, the blu-ray, and maybe someday speakers"
"yeah but theres always the tv, the blu-ray, and maybe someday speakers"
spoonz
02/29/2008 17:06
HDDVD party is just a lame excuse for all the idiots at our school to drink beer and rub up against each other in hopes of distracting themselves from the pathetic emptiness of their meaningless
'consumer driven lives"
'consumer driven lives"
spoonz
02/29/2008 17:06
spoonz
02/29/2008 17:06
yeah i know i used that movie twice, deal with it, i have
spoonz
02/29/2008 17:08
@dv admin... the scripts freeze firefox on occasion, leading to blank posts, can u fix scripts?
@ dv admin today is no longer feburary 2, could u fix manly video, please?
@ dv admin today is no longer feburary 2, could u fix manly video, please?
Oscar
02/29/2008 17:11
spoonz!!!
We need you over here:
http://www.doubleviking.com/dv-s-qs-ts-as-2-29-08-8243-p.html
We need you over here:
http://www.doubleviking.com/dv-s-qs-ts-as-2-29-08-8243-p.html
spoonz
02/29/2008 17:31
y
spoonz
02/29/2008 17:32
it doesnt matter on the thread, just total counts... and spoonz was a reasonably large part of breaking 1000 yesterday, so he may not want to see his efforts be smashed so quickly
Lukas
02/29/2008 17:47
haha it's not third person fridays spoonz
spoonz
02/29/2008 17:54
maybe spoonz feels like going tpt everyday of the week except thursday... perhaps he's not going to conform to your standards
spoonz
02/29/2008 17:57
take that u nazi bastard
spoonz
02/29/2008 17:57
i dont think that was very nice
spoonz
02/29/2008 17:58
well spoonz doesnt really care what you think
spoonz
02/29/2008 17:58
well if you want to ever get some again, maybe you should
spoonz
02/29/2008 17:59
spoonz feels that was a bit fast to be cutting him off for just calling you a nazi bastard
spoonz
02/29/2008 17:59
well i think you should have thought about that before you started flaming
spoonz
02/29/2008 18:00
spoonz thinks that he was not flaming, but only calling it like he saw it
spoonz
02/29/2008 18:01
well that may be the case but you didnt have to be so rude
spoonz
02/29/2008 18:02
spoonz feels like he will do what he wants and has decided to start drinking as he waits for his dough to rise for the dinner hes making
spoonz
02/29/2008 18:02
oh, your making dinner, huh? would you mind if i joined you?
spoonz
02/29/2008 18:03
naaw, spoonz wouldnt mind if you showed up
spoonz
02/29/2008 18:03
then i think ill be there pretty soon
spoonz
02/29/2008 18:04
well, until then spoonz is gpomg to continue drinking and making dinner, but has about twenty minutes till the dough has risen enough
spoonz
02/29/2008 18:04
oh, so what are you making?
spoonz
02/29/2008 18:06
spoonz's making some homeade pizza with some chicken strips, maybe some buffalo sauce, some green peppers, fefta cheese, onions, cheddar, cream cheese, and some haloumi cheese
Whale
02/29/2008 18:07
Spoonz is off his meds and i LIKE IT!!
spoonz
02/29/2008 18:07
oh really ur putting a ton of different cheeses on it huh?
spoonz
02/29/2008 18:07
spoonz really does like cheese
spoonz
02/29/2008 18:08
yay someone to talk to him, the last 75 or so comments have been pretty lonely
spoonz
02/29/2008 18:09
or not, spoonz, i think your gunna be pretty lonely talking here with just me and you
spoonz
02/29/2008 18:10
well maybe spoonz just wants to have a converstation with you and him
spoonz
02/29/2008 18:10
i guess thats how its going to have to be, but your dinner sounds pretty good
spoonz
02/29/2008 18:12
yeah, spoonz is pretty happy with his skills in the kitchen, and hes kinda glad he doesnt have an hddvd player because its pretty worthless now, but does admit to spending money on things that he will rarely use
spoonz
02/29/2008 18:12
oh, what kinda things did you buy that you will rarely use
spoonz
02/29/2008 18:14
well, spoonz has three global santoku knives, that are all the same, when he only needs one... he bought two dj amps when he only needed one to power the 4 12" subs he keeps as part of his home theater....
spoonz
02/29/2008 18:15
hmm, that doesnt seem that unnecessary
spoonz
02/29/2008 18:15
well, spoonz doesnt need it all but he like the unnecessary, but now its time for him to make his dinner, so hes gunna peace out
spoonz
02/29/2008 18:15
ok, cool ill cya later
spoonz
02/29/2008 18:16
spoonz says bye
Whale
02/29/2008 18:31
sorry man i thought id let you go
Whale
02/29/2008 18:32
you were doing so well
Whale
02/29/2008 18:32
besides i was looking for those lexan knuckles
Whale
02/29/2008 18:33
they looked badass
Whale
02/29/2008 18:33
thought it would be cool
Whale
02/29/2008 18:35
and you and spoonz were getting along so well
carlos
03/01/2008 00:13
paper weight
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:25
electricocution
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:25
mod it with ur lazyboy to be an electric chair
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:25
use it to finally watch crossroads in full resolution, so u really can pretend u were there
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:26
make a raft
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:26
sail to england
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:26
kayak
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:26
sell girl scout cookies from it
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:27
play leapfrog with it
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:27
domino's
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:27
commandeer a grocery store, set up massive domino's display, film, post.... repeat
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:28
eat player, become c3p0
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:29
plate with gold and or platinum, wear as a clock
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:29
smash me in the head for being up right now, let me unconciously drift to sleep
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:30
rewire it to make dv a new server that isnt slow
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:30
rewire it as a bot that updates todays manly video with current date
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:31
find giant brains from futurama, determine if they can hijack it and make it blu-ray
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:31
baseball
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:31
play polo
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:32
cut hole, play cricket with em
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:32
get 52, use as playing cards
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:33
hopefully you got one of the writer combos, add tv tuner and record tv
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:34
upload said content to suprnova (yeah, thats right)
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:34
send to blue man group
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:35
form your own blue man group, use hd-dvd as cymbals
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:35
determine max g's it can take in your backyard centrifuge, mike rowe
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:35
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:36
send it to space, give the martians our old technology
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:36
grind it up and put it in someone's gastank
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:37
get ~1.5million and make yourself a floating island like that asshole who used the 2L bottles
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:37
play cricket
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:38
sell it to billy in 4-c, tell him its blu ray
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:39
send em all to W for shooting practice
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:39
mail em to me
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:40
purchase 10, keep in box in climate controlled storage, then go on a mission destroying all others until you have the only 10 working, and in prestine condition, thereby making u fantasticly rich
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:41
crush into a ball, play soccer
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:42
replace those shot up ceramic plates in your swat gear
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:42
use instead of ceramic tiles on space shuttle
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:43
arrange 124,000 in a parabaloid such that sunlight reflecting would cause instant fire and death, aim at boston
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:44
do the same thing, aim at rehab
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:44
do the same thing, aim at the queen
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:45
same thing, aim at fergie, determine if it can stop her
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:45
same thing, aim at the nascar event, not only would it give us tons of crashes, fire, and death, also wipe out decent number of rednecks
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:46
same thing, aim at hilary clinton... she must be stopped
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:47
arrange 5 into a star shape, welt together, and sharpen edges, find giant have him aim at coldplay
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:47
same thing, have him aim at britney spears
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:47
same thing, have him aim at my illigitmate children
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:48
same thing, have him aim at legitimate children
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:48
same thing, have him aim at DEA officers
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:48
same thing, have him aim at the MPAA and RIAA
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:48
same thing, have him aim at my bill collectors
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:49
same thing, have him aim at car dealer, giving me a chance to steal that ferarri ive always wanted
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:50
use 23 and assemble guillotine start executions
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:50
thin prison populations
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:50
seriously deter domestic violence (beat your wife, lose ur head, thats gotta work right?)
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:51
as a side benefit that would allow tons of widows for me to choose from... yay funeral crashing
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:51
the guillotine would also keep those canadians in check
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:52
use guillotine to get more people posting on this thread
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:53
use guillotine on illegal hispancs forcing me to learn spanish... i dont want to have to learn a third language
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:53
keep international backlash from my guillotine usage down by using it on reporters who wish to hurt our good reputation
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:55
send to iraq, could help efforts, plus im sure itd lower costs, wouldnt be 13 million for each helicopter that 'crashes' just a few bucks now and then to sharpen the blade
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:55
use it on whoever or whatever is responsible for this site going incredibly slow
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:56
use it on whoever thinks they can steal this thread from being mine...
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:56
build a tribuchet, launch hd-dvd players at remaining castles in europe
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:57
build a tribuchet, launch hd-dvd players at remaining castles in england*
england doesnt think its part of europe, they still think they have the british empire...
england doesnt think its part of europe, they still think they have the british empire...
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:58
send one to kim jong il with anthrax
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:58
send one to kim jong il without anthrax, maybe a kind gift will let his cold heart grow 3 sizes that day
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:59
give to hookers, see if they accept instead of cash
spoonz
03/02/2008 11:59
if they dont, beat em upside the head and run away
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:00
throw 3 360 power bricks inside and cook eggs on the surface
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:00
abstract art
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:00
sell to a kiwi as sheep pheremone holder
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:01
attach wisk to drive and beat eggs or whip cream
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:02
find out how much cocaine can be stuffed inside
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:02
use result to make your fortune
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:03
collect 1000's of em, jump on doc browns time train, head back 2 years, sell em to best buy at half the cost, make a fortune
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:03
get a shredder, fill a swimming pool with schrapnel, go swimming u EFF
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:04
build an igloo out of em
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:04
make a go-kart
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:04
make a maglev
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:04
1/2 scale replica model of gateway arch
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:05
eh, fuck that make one 3x the size of the gateway arch
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:05
hello there
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:06
send a terminator into the past to make sure they never invented hd dvds
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:06
melt it down, collect all lead from solder, grind into fine powder, put into lollipops, distribute at playgrounds
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:06
well, hello
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:06
hop into the delorean and buy stock against hd dvd with biff's money
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:07
body armor
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:07
a headrest for my waterboarding set
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:07
a part of my "The Opposite of a Trampoline" kit
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:08
a place to call home for my family of rats
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:08
realize u already wagered against hd dvd and use player as bat when u go to collect from bookies
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:08
'the opposite of trampoline kit' tickled my fancy
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:08
mod it to play hd hd dvds (twice the hd, yo... )
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:09
use em as jagged rocks in your metal reconstruction of the lion king
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:09
put blu rays inside it and watch the fireworks
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:09
micro, microbrewery
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:10
use them as key parts of my transexual alien stage show
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:10
pit it agains a laserdisc player in battle
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:10
a ramp for my micro machines
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:10
use em as key parts of lukas transspecies stage show
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:10
target for my hd dvd-shooting gun
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:11
car ramp
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:11
give em away to loyal dv readers as part of a trivia contest
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:11
reprogram it to "un-play" hd dvds
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:11
decoy when people come to case your house
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:12
throw it on my keyboard and jump up and down a bunch so i can push this post to 500
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:12
air conditioners, i dont know how, but it has to be done
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:13
place hidden cameras inside it and then place it in my a women's locker room. They'll NEVER be the wiser! of COURSE they won't be like "wtf is an hd dvd player doing in here?" of course not
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:13
get millions of em together all typing random letters, see how long until they can reproduce any charles dickens work
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:13
air conditioner? two words... dry ice
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:14
teach it to dance, teach it to sing and then set it off to go win american idol
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:14
theyd be like, o that metal box looks kinda dirty, let me shower with it
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:14
a place to put underneath my stapler
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:14
precisely
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:14
it can dance if it wants to, it can leave its friends behind, cause its friends dont tance, and if they dont dance, well, there no friends of mine
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:15
mod it to never "leggo" my brother's "eggos"
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:15
roof shingles
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:15
teach it to sing back up for celine dionne
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:15
roofies dispenser
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:16
attach wet 'tongue' to disc tray, determine how many ejects it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:16
"what's that pill that just came out of your hd dvd player?" "no idea! just take it tho and see what happens"
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:16
condom hider
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:16
one, ah two, threee
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:16
a place to hide her panties
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:17
perfect hiding place for the matzoh during passover. no one will look in the hd dvd player!
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:17
step one: steal underwear, step two: uh?? , step three :HUGE PROFITS!!!!
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:17
backboard
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:17
condom hider... we don't guarantee there aren't any holes. but we do guarantee it plays discs in HD!
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:18
backboard for heathcliff's gang's bball tournaments
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:18
tennis ball dispenser
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:18
use it as a bowling ball... i think it's fine as long as it's not a league game
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:19
'honey put a condom on'
'i cant find em'
'well where could they be?, we just bought some today"
'i dont know, its not like they would just walk out of here"
"oh, fuck it, just remember to pull out this time, ok?"
'i cant find em'
'well where could they be?, we just bought some today"
'i dont know, its not like they would just walk out of here"
"oh, fuck it, just remember to pull out this time, ok?"
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:19
lotion dispenser for the creep in silence of the lambs
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:19
use it as trickshot bowling ball
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:19
a machine that pulls you out in time
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:19
firsbee
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:20
a beer warming machine
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:20
for when your beer is too delicious
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:20
frisbee golf
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:20
a machine to jam the pill down her throat every morning
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:20
your partner on the celebrity golf tournament
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:20
or if your german
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:21
your loved one when ur doing celebrity rehab
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:21
an hd dvd player for my fucking shitty cell phone
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:21
use it to cock block ur roomies
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:22
if you set it on fire, it can be your new set of charcoal pencils
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:22
literally block their cocks
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:22
put fireworks and an hd dvd inside and see if it plays any better than it used to
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:22
'i just got this new phone it comes with an fax machine and an hd dvd player, too bad it weighs 40 pounds and has to be plugged in to two outlets..
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:23
three outlets if you wanna make a call
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:24
program it to be a celebrity blogger who continue to try to trick people into thinking rhianna is hot
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:25
let it shake for u more than twice
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:25
or that andy dick is straight
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:26
or female comedians are funny
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:26
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:26
when she is in fact a fucking pig nosed average chick
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:26
or britney has a nice vajjay
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:27
flip the switch in the back so it can start writing hip hop hits for soulja boy
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:27
she also has a tail...
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:27
use it as an object i spit at. i need one of those
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:27
she also has scales
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:27
she also has wings
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:28
and vampire teeth
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:28
use it as the basis of nickelbacks next music, u know basically all the functons of their past hits but with supposed improved functionality
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:28
and lemmiwinks lives in her
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:29
use it as a blunt object to kill rhianna with
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:29
and lemmiwinks wants out
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:29
use it to cook my breakfast for me so i wouldnt have to be going to do that now
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:29
can it do that for me as well? eggs overeasy, hd dvd player
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:31
i only programed it to do scrambled with a bunch of cheese and hotsuace placed over steak and next to pancakes or french toast, sorry
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:34
mother fucker
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:50
fucking tasty, but i went without pancakes or french toast, instead went with regular toast, it sounded better at the time, had to have the crunch...
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:51
use it to clean those dishes... prolly easier than finding a woman to do the same job...
MacGyver
03/02/2008 12:51
(hey Lukas, i think u and the guys down at DV will like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bScbukS82iY )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bScbukS82iY )
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:51
haha we saw that, fucking horrible
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:52
fuck it
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:52
that made me start to dislike him actually
Lukas
03/02/2008 12:52
phuck it
MacGyver
03/02/2008 12:54
really?
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:55
mac, not really like, doesnt seem like shes having too much fun doing it (the song not seth rogen), so its just like beating a deadhorse after twenty seconds into it...
use hddvd player to rid memory of watching that
use hddvd player to rid memory of watching that
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:55
then sing montage song alluding to ur sexual interludes with said hddvd player
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:56
film a response to the tism video 'everyone else has had more sex than me' with hddvd players instead of rabbits
MacGyver
03/02/2008 12:56
i just thought the premise was enough for a good laugh, but i guess i was wrong
MacGyver
03/02/2008 12:56
lol tism
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:57
make claymation 'life of hd-dvd player'
spoonz
03/02/2008 12:58
in about 11 years, have hd-dvd's sweet sixteen, film that spoiled bastard not getting everything she wants, and show it on mtv
spoonz
03/02/2008 13:02
use the hd-dvd player to respond to annoying females when they wont stop talking to you
spoonz
03/02/2008 13:02
use the player to keep those psycho broads from knowing who u are
spoonz
03/02/2008 13:03
use em as rectangle wheels and have a horse pull you to the store
spoonz
03/02/2008 13:07
drill hundreds of little holes in the top, put up a small barrier along the outsides of the player, have compressed air coming out of the top and you have yourself a coffee table sized air hockey table
The Hitman
03/03/2008 08:30
Holy shit, guys...you went until 1am on this??? I bow to your dedication and cower in fear of your psychotic tendencies...funny as shit though.
spoonz
03/03/2008 11:42
1am? ... psychotic tendencies? .. whatever do u speak of?
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