Comedy List: New Sex Acts For The New Year

Ah, the cooperative comedy list. It's simple… we give a topic, do the first few items and then you fill in the rest. Today's topic: New Sex Acts For The New Year

•Super Soak That Bow: Blowing your load all over a bow and some arrows.
•The Stalker: right before you start having sex, ask your lady to flip over and then put on a trench-coat and start snappin' "upskirts"
•The Terminator: attach a laser pointer right underneath your wang right before a BJ