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05.28.08 From the Viking

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Comedy List: Movie Taglines for Illnesses

Written by DV Staff

Every movie has a tagline.  Jaws 2:  Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.  Who's Your Caddy:  This summer, it's the street vs. the elite!  Weekend at Bernie's:  A lively comedy about a guy who isn't.  Whoa, sounds like a barnburner!  But what if we tried to spruce up diseases the same way?

  • AIDS:  One monkey.  One man.  One plan.
  • Alzheimers':  The holidays just got a whole lot more interesting!
  • Ebola:  This summer, everything bleeds.
  • SARS:  From the people who brought you Bird Flu.
  • Lou Gehrig's Disease:  It took your muscle control… and it's not giving it back! 
SARS: coming to a theatre and airport near you.

YOUR TURN! 

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There are 19 comments so far:
DV Admin
05/28/2008 15:24
HPV: No one gets away clean.
DV Admin
05/28/2008 15:24
Oh, and r-rated has been updated...
Matty
05/28/2008 15:24
SHINGLES: From your shack to your back!
Matty
05/28/2008 15:25
ChronicFatigueSyndrome: Time to wake up sleepy head!
chris
05/28/2008 15:26
down's syndrome - Seach for the lost chromosome
Matty
05/28/2008 15:27
Herpes Symplex 9: "Wat Da Hell Ah You?"



Arnold voice must be used****
Matty
05/28/2008 15:29
A.I.Ds: This summer, who knew dying could be so "gay"?
joe
05/28/2008 15:44
not a disease per se
Shaken baby syndrome: mommy need some quiet time


Lukas
05/28/2008 15:56
rrrrated upppdated
Lukas
05/28/2008 15:57
i likea da sauce
Matty
05/28/2008 15:59
I can't get drrrrty until I get home!!!! Skank you though!
Tipme
05/28/2008 16:04
ADD : Just when you thought ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD! ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!
mrjomorisin
05/28/2008 16:14
Alcoholism: You're Just a Drunk Until You Start Attending The Meetings
Matty
05/28/2008 16:17
Word JOMO!!!!!
mrjomorisin
05/28/2008 16:22
Parkinson's: It Can Be a 2nd Career Choice For You At The Retirement Home
Oscar
05/28/2008 16:53
Chronic diarrhea: ACTIVIA!!!
Mark
05/28/2008 16:59
Patrick Swayze stars in this summers bust out hit: Nobody puts cancer in my pancreas!
#1 Killer
05/28/2008 19:40
LOL @ "ACTIVIAAAAAAAA!"
Oscar
05/28/2008 21:25
Killer, I beat Matty to the punch this time!

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