05.27.08 From the Viking
Comedy List: More Ironic Inventions
Apparently, TNT and RDX just aren't environmentally friendly enough anymore. Fortunately, gigantic explosions are still fine, as scientists have begun to develop new, environmentally friendly bombs. What other sweet inventions are just around the corner?
- Bullets that don't scratch paint.
- Prank dialysis machines that give you herpes.
- Potato chips that don't make you fat, but harden your arteries twice as fast.
- Racist robots.
- Cars that run on pollution and emit arsenic.
YOUR TURN!
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joe
05/27/2008 15:07
at home pregnancy tests that impregnate the user
joe
05/27/2008 15:07
see above, alter to aids
John
05/27/2008 15:33
lawn mowers that cut the grass by themselves, but salt the earth at the same time
Mark
05/27/2008 15:37
the yankees having the highest payroll in all of sports, having a lineup that looks like a virtual all-star game, but ending up in last place.....oh wait
Matty
05/27/2008 16:07
sperm-a-cide that causes genocide
Whale
05/27/2008 19:13
Matty, it doesnt?
joe
05/27/2008 21:18
ice cream that gives you heart burn
Ryan
05/28/2008 06:52
Pepper spray canisters that actually contain seltzer water.
Antacid tablets made out of cayenne pepper.
Fire extinguishers filled with gasoline.
Super glue band aids.
anti terrorist paintballs filled with pig blood.
Beer flavored Jelly Bellys. They already have Dr. Pepper and popcorn.
Antacid tablets made out of cayenne pepper.
Fire extinguishers filled with gasoline.
Super glue band aids.
anti terrorist paintballs filled with pig blood.
Beer flavored Jelly Bellys. They already have Dr. Pepper and popcorn.
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