Comedy List: More Ironic Inventions

Apparently, TNT and RDX just aren't environmentally friendly enough anymore.  Fortunately, gigantic explosions are still fine, as scientists have begun to develop new, environmentally friendly bombs.  What other sweet inventions are just around the corner?

• Bullets that don't scratch paint.
• Prank dialysis machines that give you herpes.
• Potato chips that don't make you fat, but harden your arteries twice as fast.
• Racist robots.
• Cars that run on pollution and emit arsenic.