06.24.08 From the Viking
Comedy List: Let's All Make Fun of the Dutch
Written by DV Staff
This is great: Swiss railway workers have had to change the color of their vests from orange to yellow after Dutch soccer fans became confused and followed them onto the train tracks. Apparently, Dutch soccer fans wear orange, and also they can not see train tracks. Got any other fun facts to invent and share about the Dutch?
- They named themselves the Dutch after that 1991 Ed O'Neill movie.
- They actually only meant to legalize oregano.
- Nobody knows why, but Dutch ears can't hear words longer than three syllables.
- They can not distinguish the difference between rocks and cheese.
- The average Dutch head is 20% larger than the global average. Also, it is 100% more filled with water.
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mrjomorisin
06/24/2008 16:03
Signs at the Dutch Heliports read "No, These Are NOT Windmills Lying On Their Sides"
mrjomorisin
06/24/2008 16:04
Tulips are flowers, Two Lips are being shown by Mrjomorisin's avy
mrjomorisin
06/24/2008 16:07
You cheap fucks, pay for your dates meal, you don't hear the rest of the world say they're going Russky
Matty
06/24/2008 16:09
Damn it!! I'm a Dutch/Welsh bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bring it on you FuckFeet!!!
Bring it on you FuckFeet!!!
Matty
06/24/2008 16:10
Although, back in school, when the girls were playing "double dutch", yeah they were gobbling my nuts! LOL
Matty
06/24/2008 16:10
Yes, I invented the sexual position of the "Flying Dutchman"
mrjomorisin
06/24/2008 16:14
Honus Wagner, 2nd Baseman, Pittsburgh Pirates=Flyman Dutchman
Matty invents sexual position, Flying Dutchman
Matty having sex with 2nd Baseman for Pittsburgh Pirates?
Matty invents sexual position, Flying Dutchman
Matty having sex with 2nd Baseman for Pittsburgh Pirates?
The Hitman
06/24/2008 16:17
Flying Douche, man?
mrjomorisin
06/24/2008 16:18
^^
Matty and his new Red Cap?
Matty and his new Red Cap?
Matty
06/24/2008 16:21
We all know that the back during prohibition, the Pittsburgh Butt-Pirates had to shorten their name.
Matty
06/24/2008 16:22
JOMO, that is sort of how the "Flying Dutchman" is performed. wtf?LOL
Matty
06/24/2008 16:38
When your girlfriend farts in bed and pulls the sheets over your head...........you can shout out "Damn you Matty and your Dutch Oven"
joe
06/24/2008 16:55
they wanted to be deutsch like the germans but spell horribly
Oscar
06/24/2008 18:33
They wear wooden shoes. Nuff said.
Matty
06/24/2008 19:51
Paid fo' with wooden nickels.
Mark
06/24/2008 22:25
A quote from David Frost -
There have been many definitions of hell, but for the English the best definition is that it is the place where the Germans are the police, the Swedish are the comedians, the Italians are the defense force, Frenchmen dig the roads, the Belgians are the pop singers, the Spanish run the railways, the Turks cook the food, the Irish are the waiters, the Greeks run the government, and the common language is Dutch.
I wonder if he can take holiday anywhere since he's pissed on everyone?
There have been many definitions of hell, but for the English the best definition is that it is the place where the Germans are the police, the Swedish are the comedians, the Italians are the defense force, Frenchmen dig the roads, the Belgians are the pop singers, the Spanish run the railways, the Turks cook the food, the Irish are the waiters, the Greeks run the government, and the common language is Dutch.
I wonder if he can take holiday anywhere since he's pissed on everyone?
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