Comedy List: Let's All Make Fun of the Dutch

This is great:  Swiss railway workers have had to change the color of their vests from orange to yellow after Dutch soccer fans became confused and followed them onto the train tracks.  Apparently, Dutch soccer fans wear orange, and also they can not see train tracks.  Got any other fun facts to invent and share about the Dutch?

• They named themselves the Dutch after that 1991 Ed O'Neill movie.
• They actually only meant to legalize oregano.
• Nobody knows why, but Dutch ears can't hear words longer than three syllables.
• They can not distinguish the difference between rocks and cheese.
• The average Dutch head is 20% larger than the global average.  Also, it is 100% more filled with water.