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Comedy List: Keeping Cool
Written by DV Staff
The summer is now official. Alright, it's not officially summer for a few weeks, but we're cracking triple digits across the country. What I mean to say: it's effing hot. How are you keeping cool?
- Dipping my nuts in Hillary Clinton's icy mood.
- Making sure I stay hydrated with a virgin's blood sacrifice to abate the Sun God.
- Putting off all activities until the night, which is when I do most of my grave-robbing anyway.
- Get a garbage can. Fill it with ice. Get inside until a hobo walks by, then knock him unconscious and sell his kidneys for an air conditioner.
- I live in outer space.
YOUR TURN!
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Oscar
06/05/2008 15:04
Oscar stays cool with his Sombrero
joe
06/05/2008 15:05
joe stays cool by channelling his coolness into dropping the ambient temperature surrounding him
Oscar
06/05/2008 15:06
Oscar stays cool with those little fans from the dollar store.
Melissa
06/05/2008 15:07
Melissa stays cool with a shit ton of alcohol, she's too drunk to notice how fucking hot it is.
Oscar
06/05/2008 15:08
Oscar stays cool by walking around with a white towel and an extra white t-shirt over his shoulder.
Oscar
06/05/2008 15:10
Best way to stay cool? Drunk swimming!
Benjamin
06/05/2008 15:18
Ben stays cool by apparently living under a perpetual torrential rain storm.
bob
06/05/2008 15:24
I actually live in a freezer so I'm pretty much set
Oscar
06/05/2008 15:28
Oscar stays cool by eating those free watermelons the grocery stores keep outside.
Matty
06/05/2008 15:34
Droppin' 200 samolians on my electric billz.
The Hitman
06/05/2008 15:45
The Hitman IS cool, and needs no help staying that way.
The Hitman
06/05/2008 15:45
"We're all gonna be like little Fonzies...what's Fonzie like?"
"He's cool..."
"Exactamundo."
"He's cool..."
"Exactamundo."
Matty
06/05/2008 15:46
Matty smokes Kool's which in fact, then, makes Matty cool.
Matty
06/05/2008 15:47
And Matty bangs eskimoe pussy.
The Hitman
06/05/2008 15:49
They said cool, not frozen, Matty.
The Hitman
06/05/2008 15:49
The Hitman plays with a witch's teat.
The Hitman
06/05/2008 15:50
The Hitman hangs out with Vanilla Ice, Ice Cube, and Ice T.
Matty
06/05/2008 15:55
Matty keeps flippin' his pillow, Kool as the other side baby!!
Oscar
06/05/2008 16:01
Miles Davis + cold beer=cooooooooooool
Oscar
06/05/2008 16:02
oscar stays cool by listening to Kool & The Gang.
Matty
06/05/2008 16:16
and by listening to Kool G Rap and D.J Polo
off the Colors soundtrack.
off the Colors soundtrack.
Oscar
06/05/2008 16:23
I am a nightmare walkin,
psychopath talkin'
psychopath talkin'
Matty
06/05/2008 16:32
Oscar knows what time it be!!!
Oscar
06/05/2008 16:47
It's Miller Time
Oscar
06/05/2008 17:17
I stay Cool by listening to Kool Keith
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psFs38Sjt5w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psFs38Sjt5w
Matty
06/05/2008 20:08
I warm up to Kool Moe Dee
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