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Comedy List: Garage Sale!
Written by DV Staff
Tough economic times have people turning to craigslist and eBay to make ends meet. What are you selling to tide you over 'til the next paycheck?
- My broken counterfeit money machine.
- A bucket of shattered dreams.
- Anything but the Wii.
- The copper piping from my neighbor's house.
- Rhodes scholar semen NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
YOUR TURN!
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Scopi
04/30/2008 15:06
My dignity if asked to sleep with a PETA girl. But it'd be worth it.
Scopi
04/30/2008 15:08
my third teste
Mark
04/30/2008 15:09
A blood sample proving the JCVD really does have AIDS
Mark
04/30/2008 15:09
a scratched copy of "Goldmember"
Scopi
04/30/2008 15:09
moustache rides
Scopi
04/30/2008 15:10
free hugs
Scopi
04/30/2008 15:11
human excrement since ppl will pay to see Carrot Top why not get the unadultarated stuff
Scopi
04/30/2008 15:11
a glass eye....not mine but from some random guy
Mark
04/30/2008 15:13
studdering john melendez
Mark
04/30/2008 15:13
penis pump
Mark
04/30/2008 15:14
Autographed pic of John Stamos wearing a baseball jersey
Scopi
04/30/2008 15:18
a dwarf...they fit perfect into luggage or large pocket books. but you have to watch out for lele he has a tendency to bite and then wants to cuddle
Scopi
04/30/2008 15:25
imperial clothing. so light it'll feel like you won't be wearing anything at all. ships immediately. $19.99 for Emperor's shirt, $24.99 for Emperor's robe. Hurry supplies are limited.
Scopi
04/30/2008 15:26
a spare canister of tony danza's breath or oxygen tank. not sure. $40 firm.
Scopi
04/30/2008 15:29
a $%*# in a box. multiple colors and sizes available.
Scopi
04/30/2008 15:30
used george bush dictionary. well worn but hardly utilized.
Scopi
04/30/2008 15:31
white boy break dancing video. vhs. comes with autographed neck brace, slightly used.
Scopi
04/30/2008 15:33
the spitzer whore collection. b/c you can never overpay for something you could get for free....wait what? damn that advertising dept.
Scopi
04/30/2008 15:33
used sneakers. what? they are.
Scopi
04/30/2008 15:36
sturdy picnic table with umbrella hole pre-drilled. slightly stained.
Scopi
04/30/2008 15:38
99 red balloons. plus some European corpses that could or could not be a German party that was or was not inadvertantly locked into a cellar. Price negotiable.
Scopi
04/30/2008 15:39
cheri oteri's comedic career
Scopi
04/30/2008 15:46
kwanzaa supplies. assorted. never used.
Scopi
04/30/2008 15:46
3 tires, 4 hub caps.
Scopi
04/30/2008 15:51
5 cat-milking equipment. needs new rubber seals.
Scopi
04/30/2008 15:54
russian fissile nuclear material. delivery or pick up. $4 US
Scopi
04/30/2008 15:55
numerous fire extinguisher and safety equipment that most definitely did not originate from the federal government
Scopi
04/30/2008 15:56
my one step plan to get rich quick. $29.99 will unlock all your potential and open up the lifestyle that you deserve.
Scopi
04/30/2008 15:57
10,000 spoons when all you need is a fork
Matty
04/30/2008 16:16
MUNG
joe
04/30/2008 16:47
your soul
jibson
04/30/2008 17:15
my mother and sister, can i get a dollar?
Scopi
04/30/2008 17:23
jibs i gave your mom and your sis a dollar last week and I expect a full refund.
(obviously with the exchange rate I'd prob end up owing you money)
(obviously with the exchange rate I'd prob end up owing you money)
Scopi
04/30/2008 17:25
well I don't have anything to sell mister but if you let me hold a dolla, I'll let you look at it.
jibson
04/30/2008 17:26
it's not my fault you came before getting your pants off. no refund.
Scopi
04/30/2008 17:27
a prime piece of vacation land in the heart of the everglades. its called the swamp and it sucks but is beautiful so you should buy now. also for sell ritalin that I can longer afford but its ok cuz I'm fine dandy without it and don't need drugs to feel good i just jump and run and god I'm cold.
Scopi
04/30/2008 17:29
well I've been told that women like a man with quick hands and a small package. at least that's what i've been told.
Scopi
04/30/2008 17:31
for sale: signed copy of the U.S. Constitution. coffee stains optional. original typed document. framed on authentic 18th century recycled embossed paper.
Scopi
04/30/2008 17:31
five dolla
Scopi
04/30/2008 17:33
GNR, Chinese Democracy album collection and beatles unreleased single, "Cowbell Jingle"
Scopi
04/30/2008 17:33
I gotta fever. I need more cowbell.
Scopi
04/30/2008 17:35
kama sutra book. never used. free to good home.
Scopi
04/30/2008 17:36
damn I could end up being a thousandaire at this rate with my wares.
Scopi
04/30/2008 17:36
crisp blue dress. some dry cleaning required
Scopi
04/30/2008 17:37
poisonous nightshade. perfect for dinner or salads for you and the kids.
Scopi
04/30/2008 17:38
weight equipment. john basedow recommended it so its gotta work right?
Scopi
04/30/2008 17:38
on a serious note didn't he die in the tsunami?
Erik
05/01/2008 00:25
Nah Scopi, that was a hoax news report. Haven't seen any of the fitness celebrity's commercials for a while, though. I guess everybody already turned their whole lives around.
Scopi
05/01/2008 10:35
yeah it was on wikipedia
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