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06.13.08 From the Viking

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Comedy List: Extreme Hangover Cures

Written by DV Staff

Alka-seltzer?  No.  Drinking a lot of water the night before? Oh no.  We're going to need something a little heartier to deal with this hangover.  Any suggestions?

  • Explosive decapitation by elephant kick.
  • Heroin.
  • A medically induced coma until such a time as the hangover has gone.
  • Surgical implantation of brain-ice.
  • Punch a baby.  But not a girl baby, you puss. 
Hangover cures for when the cold water bottle and giant generic bottle of aspirin won't cut it.

YOUR TURN! 

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There are 24 comments so far:
bob
06/13/2008 15:21
You're never hung over if you don't stop drinking.
Melissa
06/13/2008 15:21
Just stay drunk, it works wonders, I did it for 4 days straight when I went to New Orleans a few years ago (pre flood!). I may not remember that Halloween but I know I had fun.
The Hitman
06/13/2008 15:26
Mung.
DV Admin
06/13/2008 15:38
Baseball bat to the groin usually does the trick.

Oh, and btw, r-rated has been updated...
joe
06/13/2008 15:47
fuck you hitman i was going with mung, only problem there is the inevitable mungover
joe
06/13/2008 15:47
eat a baby
chris
06/13/2008 15:59
8 hours in a cubicle usually does the trick for me. come 5 o clock i am as good as new and ready to start the cycle all over again
The Hitman
06/13/2008 16:01
Mungover ftw!! LMFAO
Jesse
06/13/2008 16:16
Sodomy...takes your mind off your headache.
Lukas
06/13/2008 16:18
punching titties
Matty
06/13/2008 16:19
Guiness and pot for breakfast.

agreed, MUNG for mid afternoon snack.

12 pack for dinner.

sweaty sex.
Mexico Joe
06/13/2008 16:34
hot sauce, shitloads and shitloads of hot sauce
mrjomorisin
06/13/2008 16:53
Stay awake,
stay drunk,
eat greasy stuff when you eat,
mix no more than 4 different types of alcohol
WAKE UP JUST ONCE WITH SOME BEAST, THAT'LL CURE YOU!!!
mrjomorisin
06/13/2008 16:54
or so I've heard from a friend of my cousin's friend's brother
Matty
06/13/2008 17:04
I actually prefer to stay sober...that way I can't get hungover.
Oscar
06/13/2008 19:44
cocaine.
Oscar
06/13/2008 19:44
...kidding. Deal with the hangover like a man. Your fault for drinking so much.
Oscar
06/13/2008 19:45
vomit
water
more water
coffee
vomit
Matty
06/13/2008 20:00
No Puke Oscar, beer.....beer....beer....beeer....beeeeeer....and hope that it's Friday and sleep in. and then repeat as neccessary!! O
Whale
06/13/2008 20:34
All of these are separate btw:

Pickle juice

Morning sex

head in the microwa, ... errr I mean the sweat box

Greasy breakfast and a walk

a shot of something you DIDN'T do the night before

a dip in the pool, ... and by pool i mean the puddle of vagrant-blood on the floor

Gatorade (snort the powder)

keep sleeping

Turbaby, like Turducken only...
Matty
06/13/2008 20:45
Ahhhhh Whale, you should be a MD.
Matty
06/13/2008 20:46
Actually, I'll find out tomorrow. Left work early and started at drinking 4 AZ time. No sleep till Brooklynn.
Oscar
06/13/2008 23:56
Make sure to pour out a little liquor Matty.
Steve
06/15/2008 20:47
A quick jerk in the hot shower either by yourself or that girl you picked up from last night.

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