Comedy List: Extreme Hangover Cures

Alka-seltzer?  No.  Drinking a lot of water the night before? Oh no.  We're going to need something a little heartier to deal with this hangover.  Any suggestions?

• Explosive decapitation by elephant kick.
• Heroin.
• A medically induced coma until such a time as the hangover has gone.
• Surgical implantation of brain-ice.
• Punch a baby.  But not a girl baby, you puss.