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Comedy List: Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Che...
Written by DV Staff
…but were afraid to ask. Steven Soderbergh's Che biopic, which will screen next week at the Cannes Film Festival, is slotted to clock in at a gargantuan 268 minutes (four and twenty-eight minutes for the division-impaired). I don't believe that that much information about Che even exists. He has to be making things up to fill up at least two of those hours. So what's the new scoop on Che?
- He once sat in a pond for a very exciting two hours.
- It's basically just him and Castro singing barbershop numbers.
- The first hour and a half he's in search of the perfect hat.
- Two hours worth of speech impediment jokes.
- He was in a three hour plane/boat/segway chase. Can't cut that out.
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John
05/15/2008 15:12
the first 2 hours he's busy printing his face on t-shirts so kids who know nothing about him can pretend that they're cool by wearing one
Oscar
05/15/2008 15:13
the first hour is him playing rugby and dealing with asthma. Soderbergh can suck Fidel's "applehead" if he thinks people will want to see this.
Oscar
05/15/2008 15:14
Lol@John!
joe
05/15/2008 15:24
He planned to undermine his entire life's work by becoming a symbol of capitalism. he was a MASTER of irony.
joe
05/15/2008 15:26
he didn't die, he's the guy in the imlive ads on DV, again proving his mastery of irony but being nothing but a cog in the capitalist regime, and he likes to masterbate while watching 2 different camwhores
joe
05/15/2008 15:27
che really invented the ipod
Hurricanes
05/15/2008 15:36
Che and Fidel were secret lovers. Che was a bottom and liked to be ridden like a horse.
Oscar
05/15/2008 16:02
Come to California you limp wrists. Gay Marriage is legal now.
Benjamin
05/15/2008 16:02
His victims' families can never get their loved ones back. What a stupid movie.
Matty
05/15/2008 16:40
That's HIS face on those shirts John? I thought it was Planet of the Apes!
chris
05/15/2008 19:31
get your paws off me you damn dirty ape!!!!!!! hahaha
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