Comedy List: Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Che...

…but were afraid to ask.  Steven Soderbergh's Che biopic, which will screen next week at the Cannes Film Festival, is slotted to clock in at a gargantuan 268 minutes (four and twenty-eight minutes for the division-impaired).  I don't believe that that much information about Che even exists.  He has to be making things up to fill up at least two of those hours.  So what's the new scoop on Che?

• He once sat in a pond for a very exciting two hours.
• It's basically just him and Castro singing barbershop numbers.
• The first hour and a half he's in search of the perfect hat.
• Two hours worth of speech impediment jokes.
• He was in a three hour plane/boat/segway chase.  Can't cut that out.