Comedy List: Euphemisms for Abortion

Uh oh!  Let's say you had an abortion, but you want to tell your friends and family in somewhat more delicate terms.  How're you gonna do it?

• I called Roto-Rooter.
• I solved a problem.
• A genie granted me a wish.
• I took a trip to the life un-ruiner.
• I hopped in a time machine and set the date to No Baby.