Comedy List: Endless Litigation

Written by DV Staff

Recently, in Virginia, a baby was subpoenaed for an unpaid chiropractor bill.  Set aside for a moment the fact that the baby actually did go to the chiropractor.  Don't let it make you insane.  Focus on the fact that someone's suing a baby.  In the unending spool of unnecessary court cases, what's next?

• Woman sues flowers for aggravating her pollen allergy.
• Dog detained for public urination.
• Grandma sued for "stinkin' up the joint."
• Man held for questioning in case of frightening women with inhumanly large balls.
• DV sued for fatal awesomeness. 

YOUR TURN! 

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Matty

05/16/2008 15:10

After jacking off, Matty sues himself for sexual assualt!

Matty

05/16/2008 15:20

Super Cuts is now held responsible for Swayze's gorgeous locks of hair.

bob

05/16/2008 15:29

Man watches Lost; sues ABC for mental retardation.

chris

05/16/2008 15:36

I sue matty for putting that image in my head

Matty

05/16/2008 15:38

Of Swayze's hair?.....don't a-scared of it!!

Oooohhh, me touching jr. Matty.

joe

05/16/2008 15:38

joe sues killer for getting trapped while trying to rob his house

Steve

05/16/2008 15:43

Goths sue the color white.

Steve

05/16/2008 15:43

Well, any other color, really.

chris

05/16/2008 16:10

da swaz' hair is glorious, its the jr. matty that frightens me

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