Comedy List: Endless Litigation

Recently, in Virginia, a baby was subpoenaed for an unpaid chiropractor bill.  Set aside for a moment the fact that the baby actually did go to the chiropractor.  Don't let it make you insane.  Focus on the fact that someone's suing a baby.  In the unending spool of unnecessary court cases, what's next?

• Woman sues flowers for aggravating her pollen allergy.
• Dog detained for public urination.
• Grandma sued for "stinkin' up the joint."
• Man held for questioning in case of frightening women with inhumanly large balls.
• DV sued for fatal awesomeness.