02.19.08 From the Viking
Comedy List: Castro's Gone
Written by DV Staff
Fidel Castro has stepped down as the head of the Cuban government and military. But what does it mean for us?
- Bottom falls out of the once lucrative bathtub-boat market.
- If you live in Miami, just forget about getting anything done for a while.
- Embargo on pork sandwiches lifted.
- All remaining Cuban baseball players report to George Steinbrenner immediately.
- Bay of Pigs re-classified as a success.
YOUR TURN!
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SoFa
02/19/2008 15:03
i am going to cuba in may, i want to see what i can get my hands on in the black market there
The Hitman
02/19/2008 15:04
Immigration rate reduced by 30%. Also, Elian Gonzales becomes new face of Cuban tourism.
Mark
02/19/2008 15:08
Send a 'nuke and make "Lake America"
MacGyver
02/19/2008 15:08
mmm... cigars
Mark
02/19/2008 15:08
The Dolphins will STILL be horrible
The Hitman
02/19/2008 15:14
New campaign: "Cuba: It's not just for despots anymore!"
Lukas
02/19/2008 15:20
i'm opening up my casino in havana again. finally, been waiting for like forever
Lukas
02/19/2008 15:21
now's our chance... let's assassinate fidel!
#1 Killer
02/19/2008 15:22
Cigars = Win.
Rolled on the breasts of beautiful, naked Cuban women.
Rolled on the breasts of beautiful, naked Cuban women.
The Hitman
02/19/2008 15:27
#1 and #2 exports of cuba become cigars and beautiful, naked Cuban women. This stimulates a competition with Brazil, and the US gets all the spoils.
Lukas
02/19/2008 15:27
yay, unibrow'd gals for everyone!
#1 Killer
02/19/2008 15:32
Unibrows can be fixed...just like crotch jungles. HAHA
Whale
02/19/2008 18:59
I can finally buy that box of cubans, and i dont mean the cigars.
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