Comedy List: Castro's Gone

Fidel Castro has stepped down as the head of the Cuban government and military.  But what does it mean for us?

• Bottom falls out of the once lucrative bathtub-boat market.
• If you live in Miami, just forget about getting anything done for a while.
• Embargo on pork sandwiches lifted.
• All remaining Cuban baseball players report to George Steinbrenner immediately.
• Bay of Pigs re-classified as a success.