07.01.08 From the Viking
Comedy List: Buried In The Backyard
Written by DV Staff
Live World War II bombs were found buried in the back of an Orlando school. Ouch! What could be buried in YOUR backyard?
•Paris Hilton's dead body
•Pirate's Booty (the snack food)
•The twin brother who died at birth your parents never told you about
•The retarded brother who was buried alive your parents DID tell you about
YOUR TURN!
Your turn!
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Matty
07/01/2008 16:04
Janel.
Matty
07/01/2008 16:04
Mark
Matty
07/01/2008 16:05
MacGruber
Lukas
07/01/2008 16:05
mark's girlfriend
Lukas
07/01/2008 16:05
jon benet ramsey (aka janel)
Matty
07/01/2008 16:08
Gallons of MUNG
Matty
07/01/2008 16:08
the keys to my 83 Deloreon
Matty
07/01/2008 16:09
the 83 keys (of coke) in my Deloreon
Mexico Joe
07/01/2008 16:11
Hookers and empty bottles of booze... LOTS of hookers
Lukas
07/01/2008 16:11
my coke
Matty
07/01/2008 16:12
Milla Jovovich's tits.
Matty
07/01/2008 16:13
my issue #1 of Swamp Thing!!!
Matty
07/01/2008 16:14
Those alien tablets that Mormons worship.
Matty
07/01/2008 16:25
3 pair of Fila hightops
joe
07/01/2008 16:28
found a dead dog in a trashbag and a shit-ton of drug making paraphanalia, dude that lived there before me worked at rohm & haas and made 'cid and meth in the backyard, who knows what the hell else is back there
Steve
07/01/2008 16:35
L Ron Hubbard.
Steve
07/01/2008 16:35
Jimmy Hoffa.
joe
07/01/2008 16:40
2 turntables and a microphone
Steve
07/01/2008 16:43
Oh, and tomorrow's my birthday.
Matty
07/01/2008 16:46
the diabolical Biz Markie
chris
07/01/2008 16:46
Steve, we all know L Ron Hubbard is preserved forever, frozen in carbonite, in Tom Cruise's closet.
Steve
07/01/2008 16:52
That's just what they told you. He's preserved forever, frozen in carbonite in the bat cave in my backyard.
Matty
07/01/2008 16:56
Rocky "Mask" Dennis
chris
07/01/2008 17:00
cher
chris
07/01/2008 17:00
sonny bono
chris
07/01/2008 17:00
john denver
chris
07/01/2008 17:01
the lindberg baby
chris
07/01/2008 17:01
chevy chase's career
chris
07/01/2008 17:02
gary busey's teeth
Matty
07/01/2008 17:10
Jake Busey
chris
07/01/2008 17:23
nice matty
Steve
07/01/2008 17:41
The 12chan headquarters.
Oscar
07/01/2008 18:03
hahhaha @ Cher. Our town's Dairy Queen has Cher's sweatpants in a bulletproof glass display! Well, maybe it's not bulletproof but it helps the story.
Oscar
07/01/2008 18:04
In my backyard? Lisa Turtle.
Matty
07/01/2008 18:11
Forrest Whittakers neck & lazy eye
Oscar
07/01/2008 18:11
A lot of atari E.T. games
Oscar
07/01/2008 18:11
Jimmy Falon's talent.
Matty
07/01/2008 18:12
Mrs. Garrets apron.
Matty
07/01/2008 18:13
lots of sex caverns
Matty
07/01/2008 18:13
420 Furby's
Matty
07/01/2008 18:13
A carton of cigerettes from the future.
Matty
07/01/2008 18:14
My handsome boy modeling school contracts
Oscar
07/01/2008 18:18
hahahahahaha!
Oscar
07/01/2008 18:20
"I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you! I guess I just had my first taste of the filthy side of this business"
Modeling just sucks.
Modeling just sucks.
Modeling just sucks.
Modeling just sucks.
Oscar
07/01/2008 18:25
420 giga pets
Matty
07/01/2008 18:25
All of my Rex Manning tapes
Oscar
07/01/2008 18:27
From my newspaper:
"Fireworks and alcohol do not mix. Have a "designated lighter" if you are drinking."
"Fireworks and alcohol do not mix. Have a "designated lighter" if you are drinking."
Matty
07/01/2008 18:29
A box of Newports and some Puma sweats.
****Always have a designated lighter!!! Ha
****Always have a designated lighter!!! Ha
Oscar
07/01/2008 18:33
Those adidas nylon pants. Who wears those now? Russian mafia and soccer moms.
Matty
07/01/2008 18:39
LOL@ russian mafia!
my Canadian buddy's dad, ALWAYS has some sort of 80's Slazenger warmup suit on.
my Canadian buddy's dad, ALWAYS has some sort of 80's Slazenger warmup suit on.
Oscar
07/01/2008 19:21
my first movie script (roadtrip/thriller)
Dimitri the pimp's self esteem.
Dimitri the pimp's self esteem.
Oscar
07/01/2008 19:49
The box set of The Chevy Chase Show
The Hitman
07/01/2008 19:57
Lisa Turtle ftw!!!
Oscar
07/01/2008 21:09
I'm working on a theory. Everything with Turtle in the name is great.
1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
69. Lisa Turtle
420. Jonathan "I like Turtles" zombie kid
1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
69. Lisa Turtle
420. Jonathan "I like Turtles" zombie kid
Tomy
07/02/2008 09:57
Recently, On the hot millionaire singles club R I C H L O V I N G .C O M, I have some great experiences with hot girls there. Amazing, I seemed to see some famous player had a personal account there with his recent photos. He looks hot and handsome! It was reported on MSN Charlie Sheen has found his girl there last May. I am a bit curious what kind of relationship he's looking for. Sexual or serious, or committed?I am told to be a sexy american girl of 26. Catch me if you're quality and hot enough.
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