Comedy List: Buried in an Earthquake

Not to make light of the earthquake in China or the 50,000 people who apparently have died as a result, but you have to admit that in spite of the Earthquake, China is still a vast reservoir of jokes waiting to be mined.  Here's hoping the mine doesn't collapse on me, because there's not a damn thing that China would do to get me or anybody else out.  It seems that "30 sources of radiation" were buried by the earthquake.  What else is sitting beneath the rubble?

• Democracy.
• Faith in the structural integrity of Chinese buildings.
• My restraint from making jokes about the earthquake.
• The high-powered rifle that would have been used to murder me for making these jokes, hopefully.
• The Chinese Earthquake Generator.  Oops!