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Comedy List: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Written by DV Staff
The people who sell you your food are deciding one by one that the recent spate of tomato-related cases of salmonella aren't worth dealing with the world's worst fruit. What other movie titles do you hope won't come true in unexpected ways?
- The Grapes of Wrath
- SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2
- Santa with Muscles
- The Apocalypse
- Dr. Strangelove: or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
YOUR TURN!
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Erik
06/09/2008 15:22
Kill Bill (if your name is Bill)
Matty
06/09/2008 15:24
So, I married an Axe Murderer
Matty
06/09/2008 15:26
Revenge of the Nerds.
sometimes, DV makes me wonder??
sometimes, DV makes me wonder??
The Hitman
06/09/2008 15:30
Oh come now, Matty, you know you've got a little inner nerd in you too....
Matty
06/09/2008 15:30
Highschool Musical.
highschoolers these days are gettin' a bit soft. What the fuck do I care, I'm all growed up.
highschoolers these days are gettin' a bit soft. What the fuck do I care, I'm all growed up.
The Hitman
06/09/2008 15:31
Disaster movies, like Armaggeddon...Deep Impact...The Day After Tomorrow...The Women.
The Hitman
06/09/2008 15:32
Gremlins. Johnny Mnemonic. 2G1C.
Matty
06/09/2008 15:32
True Hitman, I just don't want "revenge" upon myself. LOL
The Hitman
06/09/2008 15:33
Junior
mrjomorisin
06/09/2008 15:35
The Stand....then again..
The Hitman
06/09/2008 15:35
Jurass-has-had-it Park.
The Hitman
06/09/2008 15:36
@Mrjo: Depends on if you survive "Mr. Tripps" or not...
The Hitman
06/09/2008 15:37
Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory. You know he'd be a pedophile...
Melissa
06/09/2008 15:37
Idiocracy
Erik
06/09/2008 15:38
What do you think the Chocolate Factory is, Chris?
Matty
06/09/2008 15:38
Anything "Zombie" inspired.....ala, Dawn of the Dead, Resident Evil, The Women, you get the picture.
mrjomorisin
06/09/2008 15:38
True Dat, Hitman
mrjomorisin
06/09/2008 15:38
Shrek
Matty
06/09/2008 15:39
Too late for that one Mel, it's happening bit by bit, everyday.
Matty
06/09/2008 15:39
A spincter?
mrjomorisin
06/09/2008 15:39
Any of Michael Jackson's home movies
mrjomorisin
06/09/2008 15:40
Anything with that splooge sponge paris hilton
The Hitman
06/09/2008 15:42
@Erik: True, R. Kelly certainly knows...even named an album that...
mrjomorisin
06/09/2008 15:42
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Hitman
06/09/2008 15:43
TMNT would be totally awesome, dude! Like, COWABUNGA!!
The Hitman
06/09/2008 15:44
...now Biker Mice from Mars...that's scary...
The Hitman
06/09/2008 15:45
or Sewer Sharks
The Hitman
06/09/2008 15:45
Pitch Black or Chronicles of Riddick
The Hitman
06/09/2008 15:46
bunch of alien necrophiliacs...
mrjomorisin
06/09/2008 15:46
I've got a problem with a fucking rat that talks and walks upright
mrjomorisin
06/09/2008 15:47
Anything Borat
The Hitman
06/09/2008 15:48
Then you've never been to the hood...
Matty
06/09/2008 15:48
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
mrjomorisin
06/09/2008 15:48
I have had them stand up on their haunches and hiss at me, but never talk
The Hitman
06/09/2008 15:49
IT.
The Hitman
06/09/2008 15:49
Needful Things.
Hell, pretty much any Stephen King movie/book.
Hell, pretty much any Stephen King movie/book.
Matty
06/09/2008 15:50
Sorority Babes and the Slime Ball Bowl-a-Rama
for serious movie. Late night Skinamax shit, tons of boobies and gore!!
for serious movie. Late night Skinamax shit, tons of boobies and gore!!
mrjomorisin
06/09/2008 15:50
The Shining if I'm at that hotel....or Jack
mrjomorisin
06/09/2008 15:50
Word, Hitman on any King book
mrjomorisin
06/09/2008 15:51
I would like to see Green Eggs and Ham
mrjomorisin
06/09/2008 15:52
Child's Play or anything Chuckie
Melissa
06/09/2008 15:52
I agree with Matty, if there was a zombie outbreak I'd shoot myself because even if you manage to escape there is always one stupid person that gives your location away and then the zombies come.
Matty
06/09/2008 15:56
Office Space.....oh shit, my bad, living it every damn day!!!!
The Hitman
06/09/2008 16:39
You and me both Matty, for real. I hear that annoying secretary next to my office and if i have one more meeting about report cover sheets i'm going to kill someone.
Melissa
06/09/2008 16:57
Equilibrium or Demolition Man because I love music and because I'd have to kick all those stupid fucking happy people in the head "Joy! Joy!" "Eat my ass! Ass!"
I don't know why my boyfriend calls me a female Denis Leary, really...
I don't know why my boyfriend calls me a female Denis Leary, really...
John
06/09/2008 17:23
look who's talking
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