Celebrity Bikini Watch: Naomi Millbank-Smith

Not sure if those titties will sink to the bottom of the sea, or keep her afloat?

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not bad not bad, jis, care to enlighten us to who the fuck she is?

jibs*

if she was a celeb in the UK i'd have heard of her. that's just a random skanky ho whom jibson would happily lay the pork oboe to.

and the internet says she was on shipwrecked, apparently a british tv show, but i'll be fudged if i've heard of it.

thanks for the input jiBs, so she's one of thos "celebrities" that no one really ever heard of but they still get special treatment when they go out places....and lol pork oboe, if she's jewish would you call it a beef bassoon?

I'd still like to tie her the pier during high tide and rub little sand baskets all over her assy nipples.

@ joe, you certainly could and i'm sure the 'lady' would appreciate your cultural sensitivity, although i tend to use beef bayonet, it has some good alliteration and desirable implications of stabbing.

omfg!! I'm moving...Must be something in the water....

She is way hotter than today's chick imo.

her face is strangely proportioned but she's got the taters

Oh yeah I am totally looking at her face too man, oohweee what a weird face dude, totally. Fag. This bitch looks mighty find in such a unprofessional environment. Normally only Carmen Electra and Heidi Montague have pulled the beach photo.

She was said to be found by her fans on a celebrity dating site named " M a r r y M i l l i o n a i r e .C o m "..She wants to date with someone? but it's not confirmed by her yet.

apple sucks off baby rhinos, and not in a good way

I'd hit it...a lot.

apple, you cock sucking, cum-dumpster...I will rip your head off, shit down your throat, then force feed that shit to your decapitated mouth. I fucking hate you!

LMAO @ Moncho. Well put, good sir.

@ jibs, joe was going with the alliterative musical phrase, being as oboes and bassoons are both reeded woodwind instruments i was attempting to keep as close as possible, but bayonet is all good too

John thinks she looks pretty damn good, esp. for candid beach photos