Celebrity Bikini Watch: Coleen McLoughlin

Not feeling it.

Yeah its been rough trying to find celebs in bikinis.

I love when a chick has a birth mark on or around her ass.

ehhhhhh....your fishin admin....

I don't know who this chick is or whether she's a celebrity, but I like a girl that knows how to assume the position, like in the last photo.

Not like I'd kick her out of bed for eating cheetos on my white sheets

stop reminding me that i don't have my cheetos!

She's the fiancee of Wayne Rooney, the English Soccer player. He's known as "Shrek" cos he's as ugly as a dogs asshole. He's also famous for paying for sex with a grandmother.

She's one of the "WAGS" (Wives and Girlfriends) of the England Soccer team. Famous for shopping, holidays, and diamonds. Total waste of oxygen.

Thought I'd let you know.

quit guilt tripping me Lukas you bastard!

Am i being hyper-critical if i say that her small hands creep me out? I bet she smells of cabbage.

little hands make your schlong seem monstrous.

Huge bikini. It's summer in Brazil - there might be good celeb pix from there.